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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55198 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #465 on: June 14, 2011, 12:55:04 am »
"Got fire, got ice. Hide armor strong now too! No danger from careless spells," Porin reported as he elected to, instead of just going back through the castle, hop onto a humongous snowdrift and slide down to where Tarran was at. "Plus this." He drew his sword, which immediately burst into flames! "Not good for sneaking, though," he said, looking at it.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #466 on: June 14, 2011, 01:53:32 am »
"You got a flaming sword?!" Tarran looks impressed, awed, and jealous at the same time.

"Where the heck did you get that?"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #467 on: June 14, 2011, 01:59:39 am »
Porin thought for a moment. "Urist's Rune Shop," he recited, remembering the sign. "In village. Big glowing ball over door, run by dwarf, very good enchanter. Want to go? Porin remember way," he offered.

If Tarran accepts I'll go ahead and lead him there; if not, I'll just wait around for everyone else at the gates here.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #468 on: June 14, 2011, 02:13:54 am »
"Yes please!"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #469 on: June 14, 2011, 04:19:07 am »
Ask bjorn to hit me with his magic to make sure it worked
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« Reply #470 on: June 14, 2011, 04:51:41 am »
Wear my new armour over the old stuff then go get it enchanted.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #471 on: June 14, 2011, 06:30:10 am »
"Excellent to hear. Then I should like to buy the experimental repeating rifle and, say 20 clips for it. Also, could I get that Black Onyx revolver and 10 sets of ammunition?"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #472 on: June 14, 2011, 04:58:44 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on June 14, 2011, 12:39:29 am
Also, you didn't update our locations DBZ.

Fixed! Thanks. :)

Also, as a note to everyone, including Taric and Cogs, meeting up with everyone else is counted as a minor action that doesn't take up a turn. You can also buy from multiple stores just to speed things up.

And friendly reminder, Zrk isn't wearing any armor at the moment.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #473 on: June 14, 2011, 05:00:24 pm »
Get immunity for the armour, and check what weapon enchantments there are for guns.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #474 on: June 14, 2011, 06:54:42 pm »
Find a watermelon(bought if needed) and combine it, some fire, and my old staff.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #475 on: June 14, 2011, 07:19:52 pm »
Quote from: jakeread1 on June 14, 2011, 04:19:07 am
Ask bjorn to hit me with his magic to make sure it worked

For cereal?

Get my armour enchanted with immunization and then put it on, meeting with everyone at the gate.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #476 on: June 14, 2011, 10:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 14, 2011, 07:19:52 pm
Quote from: jakeread1 on June 14, 2011, 04:19:07 am
Ask bjorn to hit me with his magic to make sure it worked

For cereal?

Uh....SURE
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #477 on: June 15, 2011, 04:35:12 pm »
Quote from: jakeread1 on June 14, 2011, 10:50:53 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on June 14, 2011, 07:19:52 pm
Quote from: jakeread1 on June 14, 2011, 04:19:07 am
Ask bjorn to hit me with his magic to make sure it worked

For cereal?

Uh....SURE

You are seriously going to regret this.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #478 on: June 15, 2011, 05:22:22 pm »
I like this new organization scheme. It makes it easy to modify. How about you guys?

Roll 33

Item Values

Spoiler: Precious Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Warfare Metals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Group Kills:
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff (Killed by everyone)

Objective(s):
Slay Yaetrix.
Slay Schazin.

Location(s):
Spoiler: RidgeWalled - Castle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Barakar - Town (click to show/hide)

Rolls:

Porin Keeperechoes-
"Got fire, got ice. Hide armor strong now too! No danger from careless spells,"
Porin hopped up onto a snowdrift and glided gently down to Tarran, who was waiting for the others. He then pulled out his sword, which immediately became engulfed in flames. "And this. Not good for sneaking, though."

The sword caught Tarran's attention.
Looking both impressed and jealous at the same time, he began to speak.
"You got a flaming sword?! Where the heck did you get that?"
"Urist's Rune Shop," stated Porin, who paused for a moment before continuing, "In village. Big glowing ball over door, run by dwarf, very good enchanter. Want to go? Porin remember way,"
"Yes please!" shouted Tarran, a gleeful expression on his face.

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn ran over to Ivan and mugged him for a watermelon. Afterwards, he crafted a masterful new staff, the ☼Staff of Arcane Watermelon Firestorm☼.

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-(...)

Ivan tapped on Bjorn's shoulder to get his attention.

"Bjorn! Hit we with magic! I want to test my armor!"
"No problem!" shouted Bjorn happily as he charged his new staff.

"Get ready!"

Bjorn pulled the staff back, and hurled it forward, creating a red glow in mid-air. Out of this glow came hundreds of molten watermelon fragments which engulfed Ivan's body, and exploded on impact.
His armor deflected the flames and the watermelon barrage, but since most of his body was uncovered by the magical armor, Bjorn's armored hands and feet were the least of his worries. The explosion tore apart his lower body and burned Ivan with the immense heat. Ivan is now bleeding profusely and badly charred.

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Unfortunately, there are no gun enchantments here.

But at least you got the enchantments!

-☼500.

Tarran Terra-Porin led Tarran to Urist's shop. saying hello, he asked Urist what enchantments were available.

Spoiler: Urist's Magic Shop (click to show/hide)

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-"Excellent to hear. Then I should like to buy the experimental repeating rifle and, say 20 clips for it. Also, could I get that Black Onyx revolver and 10 sets of ammunition?"

New Weapons: .303 AR-371 and .22 Black Onyx.
New Items: 20x .303 Clips, 10x .22 8-Round Speed-Loaders.
-☼810.

'Zrk'-Yup.

-☼500.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Porin Keeperechoes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bjorn Immus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ivan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric Cogudib (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarran Terra (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nihilus Vekt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Zrk' (click to show/hide)
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #479 on: June 15, 2011, 05:26:18 pm »
"Hello, fair sir, I would like to buy a Flaming Weapon enchantment for my Two-Handed Sword here, please."
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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