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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55163 times)

Zrk2

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #285 on: May 04, 2011, 08:45:17 pm »

You can't hamstring me to leave me at the mercy of the insane brawler, especially as I try to draw him away for everyone... Besides, I'm wearing armour, so you would need to be a real champ hamstringer to pull it off.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #286 on: May 04, 2011, 09:22:19 pm »

While I'm about to change my action because as I've said in other threads I wasn't in the best mood that day and I shouldn't do that kind of thing, I'm certain I could pull it off since you have a -2 to your next turn and I have a cumulative +2 - 1 for sneak attacking and 1 for sword use. Even if you were to somehow anticipate Porin getting revenge, thus negating the sneak bonus, you would still have to overcome a difference of 3 in the roll. And our goals were the same; hamstringing you would've left the butcher an easy target while everyone else cleared out.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #287 on: May 05, 2011, 06:03:05 pm »

Until the only guy with cash gets his head smashed in...
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #288 on: May 07, 2011, 11:28:29 pm »

Sorry about the wait :(

Roll 18

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-Hawk (3) gets up and draws his sword.
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Unconscious

Porin Keeperechoes-Thinking that his stealth skills would give him an advantage in doing this, Porin (1+1=2) hides in plain sight.
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Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn (5-2) teleports Ivan over to the Butcher! The butcher then (2+2=4) smashes Ivan into the ground!
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Broken Foot
Bruised Pancreas
Pain
On Ground

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-Whilst unconscious, Ivan begins to think of a round object before (2-3=-1) suddenly waking up to find himself being squeezed through a jagged tear in the space-time continuum until he appears right in front of a very angry dwarf. The next thing Ivan realizes is that he is at his waist inside the ground.
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Nose
Impaled in Back
Fractured Skull
Extreme Pain
Dizzy
Pale
Wet
In Ground

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Taric (6) grows so bored that he (+1) fashions himself a medkit out of various items he finds lying around inside the crate. He then finishes patching himself up, but a bone doctor well be needed to help with the broken femur. Perhaps there's one at the castle.
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Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Taric (4) curses under his breath while twisting the doll randomly. He hears Cogs scream in the distance.
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Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-(2)
Cogs: Why.. *scream* won't... *yell* you... *fall over* die!?
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'Zrk'-
'Zrk': Shee-it. Come get me you great sack of lard! Your mother was a cow and your father is, well, we don't actually know now, do we, she got around...
Zrk runs (2) and trips.
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Trouble Breathing
Pain

Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-The Butcher lets out another roar, and this time attacks (2) Porin!
The Butcher (1) misses the Dragonslayer!
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Neck
Bullet Wounds
Martial Trance!
« Last Edit: May 09, 2011, 08:36:10 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #289 on: May 07, 2011, 11:38:39 pm »

Make a doll of the butcher and see if I can't make it actually have an affect on him when I twist it's ankle.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #290 on: May 08, 2011, 12:19:28 am »

Porin ducked the blow and attempted to take advantage of the Butcher's miss by striking his weapon arm.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #291 on: May 08, 2011, 02:45:35 pm »

Set fire to the butcher (1), Tarran (2) Cogs (3) Hawk (4) Ivan (5 and 6)
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #292 on: May 08, 2011, 02:46:18 pm »

Set fire to the butcher (1), Tarran (2) Cogs (3) Hawk (4) Ivan (5 and 6)

(0) Yourself.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #293 on: May 08, 2011, 02:56:10 pm »

Look for a bone doctor.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #294 on: May 09, 2011, 04:59:09 pm »

Still need jake, mekboy, and zrk.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #295 on: May 09, 2011, 08:30:26 pm »

Enter a building and climb onto it's roof.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #296 on: May 10, 2011, 12:12:59 am »

THIS IS BS YOU ARE SOING THIS NOT THE DICE!!!! just do nothing... Btw anyone want to help me?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #297 on: May 10, 2011, 12:17:44 am »

THIS IS BS YOU ARE SOING THIS NOT THE DICE!!!!
This is the dice. As another GM, trust me, the dice do tend to screw you over once and a while.

Btw anyone want to help me?
Not me. I'm not sticking my ass in that friendly-firing gallery. *Glares at Mekboy*
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #298 on: May 10, 2011, 12:56:37 pm »

Hey, at least I've abandoned the gun.
And am failing at stabbing people.

Run away from the butcher.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #299 on: May 10, 2011, 04:35:33 pm »

Oh, assuming I succeed, I plan on opening fire too...

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