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[jakeread1]

You have time to get up and everything. It's Bjorn who should really be taking this more seriously.

(1) You cast a magnetism spell, attracting the Butcher's hammer straight into your face!
Bjorn Inmus, Wizard has been struck down.

But that was just a dream...OR WAS IT?

[Zrk2]

Stand up quietly and hit the butcher in the back with my hammer, then fire the final bullet into his neck as I jump on him and begin to choke him.

[_DivideByZero_]

As it turns out, the dice REALLY hates everyone. (Actually, I have multiple. It's apparently just this one in particular.)

Roll 16

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-
Hawk: Really now, what was I...
Hawk is interrupted by a flying *Copper Maul*! The hilt impacts off of Hawk's head while the head continues on and embeds itself into the wall!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Slumped against the wall.
-Abilities: Wanderer | Reckless | Quick Learner | Nearsighted
-Experience: Talented Swordsman | Novice Gunslinger | Expert Dodger | Competent Cartographer | Skilled Climber
-Armor
Steel Breastplate | Bronze Chain Mail | Titanium-Knuckled Gauntlets | Iron High-Boots | Trilby
-Inventory
☼Skyline☼ | ☼Scoped Winston '1498 .375 Magnum☼ (2/7 Rounds) | -Copper Hatchet-
Bandoleer
--Iron Pole-
+Monocle+ | Telescope | Map
Fiber Bag
Backpack

-Status
Unconscious

Porin Keeperechoes-Porin (1) finds a strange contraption inside a crate and props Taric up against it.
The contraption suddenly moves, dropping Taric onto the ground and (6) launching a boulder at the Butcher! (4)
The spinning microcline hits the Butcher in the shoulder, shattering the bone!
The Butcher falls over.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Staring curiously.
-Abilities: Small Size | Agile | Opportunistic | Kutebold
-Experience: Talented Ambusher | Proficient Swordskobold | Proficient Shield User | Adequate Dodger | Master Thief
-Armor
Cyclops Hide Armor | Brown Tunic | Sling
-Inventory
Iron Short-Sword | Iron Shield
Rations for 10 days
Bag
Loot

-Status
On Ground

Bjorn Inmus-Bjorn casts a (2-1=1) level 5 magnetism spell, attracting the Butcher into Bjorn and making him land in a heap on top of Bjorn.
The Butcher laughs and throws Bjorn's maul at Hawk, who happens to be behind the Butcher at this time.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Underneath the Butcher.
-Abilities: I'm a Wizard | Accident Prone
-Experience: Novice Wizard | Expert Pyromancer | Competent Alchemist | Not Swimmer
-Armor
Green Robe
-Inventory
Bronze Zweihander | *Copper Maul*
Alchemy Kit | Staff of Magic

-Status
Broken Foot
Bruised Pancreas
On Ground
Advanced Extreme Pain

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-
Ivan: Thanks!
Ivan continues on to find Bjorn. He (2) walks past a stout dwarf wrestling someone to the ground, but can't find the Butcher anywhere. Hey, why is that cannonball--*thump*.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Being completely oblivious.
-Abilities: Welcome to the Gun Show | The White Bill Cosby | To the Left, to the Right
-Experience: Legendary Fighter | Proficient Butcher
-Armor
Iron Shoes | ☼Adamantine Gauntlets☼ | Cloth Tunic
-Inventory
Bronze Dagger
Bag

-Status
Impaled in Back | Extreme Pain | | Wet

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Though injured, Taric (5) lifts himself up and fires at the Butcher, (3) hitting him in the chest!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Shootzing.
-Abilities: Builder | Infantryman | Bloody Mess
-Experience: Skilled Marksdwarf | Adept Axedwarf
-Armor
Padded Leather | Great-Coat
-Inventory
Bolt-Action Rifle (1/5 Rounds) | Steel Axe Bayonet
Bag

-Status
Right Leg

Tarran Terra-Tarran (4) inconspicuously (5) limps away from the fight, and enters a nearby home, which is empty, for the most part.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Drying off.
-Abilities: Divinelike | Weapon Breaker | Holy
-Experience: Legendary Swordsman | Good Armor User
-Armor
Light Steel Plate Mail | Gold Helm
-Inventory
☼Steel Two-Handed Sword☼ | Iron Short-Sword
Golden icon of an unknown god
Rations for 6 days
Silver Coin

-Status
Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-Cogs (6) loads two cannonballs and (1) hits 'Zrk' and Ivan.
Cogs: Really?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Facepalming.
-Abilities: Tinkerer | Coward | Bionic Enhancements
-Experience: Proficient Gunslinger |
-Armor
Longcoat | Brass Goggles
-Inventory
Hand Cannon (Not Loaded) | Iron Dagger
Backpack

'Zrk'-'Zrk' (1) misses the Butcher with his hammer and (3) shoots the last bullet into the air to intimidate the Butcher.
Oh, and he also gets hit by Cogs.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Standing around.
-Abilities: Playing Dirty | Special Connections
-Experience: Decent Hammerman | Excellent Strategist | Wealthy
-Armor
Steel Breastplate | Steel Chain Mail | Leather
-Inventory
Steel War Hammer | +.44 Magnum+ (0/6 Rounds)
The Art of War
Bag

-Status
Trouble Breathing
Extreme Pain
On Ground

Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-The Butcher passes out from the pain!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

-Currently: Getting finished off if it wasn't for 'Zrk'.
-Abilities: Berserker | Superdwarven Strength | Stupid Dorf!
-Experience: Legendary Hammerdwarf | Legendary Axedwarf | Legendary Fighter | Legendary Alcoholic
-Armor
Iron Chain Mail | Steel Chain Mail | Bronze Helm
-Inventory
☼Gold Maul☼ | ☼Iron Battle Axe☼
Sling

-Status
Heavy Bleeding
Shattered Right Shoulder
On Ground
Extreme Pain
Unconscious

Spoiler: Current Enemies (click to show/hide)

THE BUTCHER

[HighEndNoob]

Heal The butcher

[Taricus]

Heal my leg.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Oh hell no HEN. You'll get a good roll this time.

Porin pulled out his sword again and leaped at the butcher with intent to stab vital organs and cut arteries and veins. This dwarf had to go down now while he was unconscious, before he could get back up and hurt the kobold's friends any more!

[HighEndNoob]

I have a -3 to healling. I won't get a good roll

[Tarran]

I say we remove Cogs' cannon from his possesion. Actually, I say we remove ALL RANGED WEAPONS from everyone so we STOP SHOOTING EACH-OTHER ALL THE FREAKING TIME.

Rest. Avoid thinking of ripping Cogs apart piece by piece.

[jakeread1]

Try to find my way back to the battle

[_DivideByZero_]

You just walked past it.

[jakeread1]

You just walked past it.

Oh....... BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT BUTCHER WITH NY BEAR HANDS....gloves on of course

[Mekboy]

...

What. The. Deuce.
Okay then, new plan

Dropping the cannon, Cogs draws his knife and charges at the Butcher.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jacen
Race: Human
Profession: Heavy Gunner Mercenary
Skills:
Mercenary (+1 to getting a job) Well Known (Guards and such are likely to help in a bad situation)
Skilled Gunner, Competent Knife User, Competent Pistol User
Armor:
Iron Breastplate, Iron Hemet, Copper Low Boots, Iron Greaves
Inventory:
Iron Machinegun (Belt-fed, Must deploy to shoot, rapid fire, -1 to movement, Steam Powered (Needs steam surce to operate), takes 1 turn to deploy)
Copper Knife
Copper Pistol (Small magazine, generally for self defense)
Copper Coins (30)
Backpack
Pistol Rounds (30)
Machinegun Belts (3 with 150 bullets each)
Steam Pack (Can supply steam for 5 turns of shooting, requires water to refill)

I hope this is balanced enough.

[_DivideByZero_]

Sounds good. I'll PM you when someone dies.

And it's okay, you don't need a wagon, The backpack is fine.

Waiting on 'Zrk'.

[Zrk2]

That big bloody butcher block, doesn't anything hurt him? Stab the bastard in the throat.