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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55135 times)

Tarran

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #240 on: April 26, 2011, 12:27:36 am »

"*Shouting distantly* Or for people who don't want to get shot by their goddamn friends!"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #241 on: April 26, 2011, 12:45:41 am »

"I'm injured"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #242 on: April 26, 2011, 01:10:16 am »

Porin had an expression best written as o_O. This most easy-going dwarf ever. Can't be riled up? Not magma-and-brimstone, eat-plump-helmets-in-hell type? With a sigh he abandoned his tactic. "OK, Porin help out. Taric keep an eye on mad dwarf, OK?" he said as he put his sword and shield across his back, got his arms under Taric's, and tried to drag him behind the nearest cover. Out of sight, out of mind; hopefully he would be safe that way. And hopefully the Butcher would continue to ignore them for the moment.
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jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #243 on: April 26, 2011, 01:42:42 am »

Say thanks then find my way back to battle to get Bjorne outta there til he's less...less..unconscious
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #244 on: April 26, 2011, 01:47:23 am »

"Just prop me up so I can shoot"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #245 on: April 26, 2011, 03:04:42 am »

"Taric sure? OK," Porin said, abandoning his current tactic and instead grabbing a crate. He could haul that over and prop Taric up against it.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #246 on: April 26, 2011, 03:34:54 am »

"Just as long as I can brace myself on it"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #247 on: April 26, 2011, 04:39:56 am »

Cogs picks up his gun, actually loads it, and fires again at the butcher.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #248 on: April 26, 2011, 02:35:48 pm »

How close am I to the butcher, and in what direction relative to the butcher?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #249 on: April 26, 2011, 05:03:17 pm »

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERSON  WHO CAN"T TELL WARLOCKS APART FROM WIZARDS!
Water blast area spell. Now!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #250 on: April 26, 2011, 06:45:02 pm »

I ONLY WANT TO HELP!!!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #251 on: April 26, 2011, 06:46:27 pm »

I was talking to the Butcher.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #252 on: April 26, 2011, 07:35:25 pm »

@Zrk I can't draw a map right now (homework) but you're a fair distance away. I'll add proximity to the butcher in everyone's status.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #253 on: April 26, 2011, 08:57:22 pm »

I'd just like a rough estimate so I can plot my attack better, a map would be above and beyond.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #254 on: April 26, 2011, 09:36:58 pm »

You have time to get up and everything. It's Bjorn who should really be taking this more seriously.

(1) You cast a magnetism spell, attracting the Butcher's hammer straight into your face!
Bjorn Inmus, Wizard has been struck down.
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