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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55136 times)

Taricus

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #225 on: April 22, 2011, 06:36:59 pm »
Drag myselfaway from the melee and start firing again, reloading if need be.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #226 on: April 22, 2011, 06:37:19 pm »
Porin decided to do the only sensible thing there was in the circumstances: hide under his shield and try to slip back into the shadows until the butcher calmed down, then come back and avenge Taric's leg.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #227 on: April 22, 2011, 06:50:22 pm »
Look around for anything I can throw. Throw whatever I find at the butcher.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #228 on: April 22, 2011, 07:24:06 pm »
Throw the Maul at the Butcher
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #229 on: April 24, 2011, 06:18:06 pm »
"Lets try not to have any more unfortunate accidents this time. Now get out of the way unless you want to end up like Tarran!". Cogs reloads his cannon once more and fires it at the butcher.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #230 on: April 24, 2011, 11:14:00 pm »
Ask what the name of this town is
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #231 on: April 25, 2011, 06:05:44 pm »
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Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Located conveniently in the "Locations" section.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #232 on: April 25, 2011, 08:56:58 pm »
'AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!' Charge the butcher with my hammer after what-his-face shoots at him.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #233 on: April 25, 2011, 10:25:19 pm »
Ask how much for a water melon
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #234 on: April 25, 2011, 11:49:21 pm »
Happy late Easter, everyone!

Roll 15

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-Hawk (1) trips on the way out the door. Embarrassed, he calls out to the Butcher.

CONVERSATION MODE ACTIVATE!
Hawk: Hey you! (6) Go on ahead and kill Bjorn!
Butch: (5) Alright! Is there anything else I should know?
Hawk: (5) Yup! He's squishy, like all the other wizards!
Butch: The wizards killed Vlad's family! He'll pay!
/conversation

Well, that didn't go as planned...
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Porin Keeperechoes-Porin (1) flings his shield out in front of him, but he is pushed aside as the Butcher attacks Bjorn.
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On Ground

Bjorn Inmus-The Butcher charges at Bjorn!
Butch 'The Butcher' Artiboucheff bashes the Wizard in the (6) lower body with his gold maul, (6) bruising the guts, bruising the pancreas' pancreatic tissue, and sending the Wizard flying!
The Wizard falls over.
The Wizard gives in to pain.

Despite the immense pain, Bjorn heaves the maul at the Butcher, (1) dropping it on his own foot, shattering the bone!
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Broken Foot
Bruised Pancreas
On Ground
Extreme pain

Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-
Jake: So how much for a watermelon?
Merchant: About two lead each. You just devoured one, though. And broke a few... but I'll let that slide since I have too many anyways.
Jake: (2) I'll take four!
Cha-Ching...
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Impaled in Back | Wet

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-Staggering to stay on his feet, Taric (1) collapses, exhausted from trying to lug his equipment around.
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Right Leg
Exhausted

Tarran Terra-Tarran finds a (5) rusty hammer and throws it at The Butcher.
(3)
The spinning *Iron Hammer* strikes the Butcher in the head, bruising the fat and bruising the skull!
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Wet
Broken Leg
Trouble Breathing

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-
Cogs: Lets try not to have any more unfortunate accidents this time. Now get out of the way unless you want to end up like Tarran!
Cogs (1) forgets that he hasn't loaded the cannon yet, but fires anyway. The cannon flies out of his hands and (6) hits Tarran!
The flying Hand Cannon strikes the Swordsman in the upper body, bruising the lungs!
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'Zrk'-
'Zrk': AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!
'Zrk' charges at the Butcher, (1-1=0) passing out from exhaustion at his feet!
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Trouble Breathing
On Ground

Butch 'Butcher' Artiboucheff-The Butcher, (4) feeling merciful, kicks 'Zrk' away and focuses on Bjorn.
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Bleeding
Pain

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« Last Edit: April 26, 2011, 07:39:55 pm by _DivideByZero_ »
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #235 on: April 26, 2011, 12:00:20 am »
"...Bastard!"

Leave this goddamn friendly-fire filled battle!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #236 on: April 26, 2011, 12:08:19 am »
Get back up and start firing again!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #237 on: April 26, 2011, 12:18:56 am »
Porin got back up and studied the battlefield. The way things were going was worrying the kobold. Still, he had an idea, and he went over to Taric. Maybe he could annoy the dwarf into a martial trance to counter the Butcher. "Why you on ground? Get up," Porin said, crouching by him and poking his injured leg with his shield.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #238 on: April 26, 2011, 12:20:48 am »
"Got hit. You mind dragging me into cover?"
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #239 on: April 26, 2011, 12:23:48 am »
"Why? Taric need hiding? Silly dwarf." Porin continued to tap on the wound with his shield. "Hiding for kobolds!"
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