They're at the gate, of course. Except for Ivan, who's in a fruit stand on the other side of the village.
Roll 11Objective(s):Police DutyLocation(s): RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)
Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-3-As the building behind him collapses, Hawk gives a sigh of relief and heads over to the gate where everyone else is.
-Abilities: Well Known |
True Dorf |
Quick Learner |
Nearsighted-Experience: Talented Swordsman |
Novice Gunslinger |
Expert Dodger | Competent Cartographer | Skilled Climber
-ArmorSteel Breastplate |
Bronze Chain Mail |
Titanium-Knuckled Gauntlets |
Iron High-Boots | Trilby
-Inventory-Skyline |
Scoped Winston '1498 .375 Magnum (2/7 Rounds) |
Copper HatchetBandoleer-
Iron PoleMonocle |
Telescope | Map
Fiber BagBackpack -3-Porin calmly walks out the door unnoticed. Unfortunately for those inside--and luckily for Porin--the building behind him collapses under stress from all the rubble on top of it. Meanwhile, Porin sneaks over to the spearman and [5+1] decapitates the spearman. Cogs looks disappointed, but relieved for not having to waste ammo.
-Abilities: Small Size |
Agile |
Opportunistic |
Kutebold-Experience: Talented Ambusher |
Proficient Swordskobold |
Proficient Shield User | Adequate Dodger | Master Thief
-ArmorCyclops Hide Armor | Brown Tunic | Sling
-Inventory-Iron Short-Sword | Iron Shield
Rations for 10 days
BagLoot -6-You fire a life-thunderbolt at Tarran. I think the fact that it's
lightning over rules the "life" prefix.
Needless to say, Tarran's armor conducts the bolt into the ground, but given that iron isn't as good a conductor of electricity as say, copper, his armor heats up significantly from the electrical resistance.
"Aieee!"-Abilities: I'm a Wizard-Experience: Novice Wizard | Expert Pyromancer | Competent Alchemist |
Not Swimmer-ArmorGreen Robe
-Inventory-Bronze ZweihanderAlchemy Kit | Staff of Magic
-1-
"At least this wasn't entirely bad," murmurs Sir Fiddle as he takes a bite out of a piece of watermelon.
As he looks up, however, he sees the stand's owner standing over him, with a puzzled look on his face.
"What are you DOING in there?! And how did you get here!?"-Abilities: Welcome to the Gun Show |
The White Bill Cosby |
To the Left, to the Right-Experience: Legendary Fighter |
Proficient Butcher-ArmorIron Shoes |
Adamantine Gauntlets | Cloth Tunic
-Inventory-Bronze DaggerBag |
Synged[/color] |
WetTaric 'Madman' Cogudib-3-You know, the
dazed should have worn off by now. Oh look, it did!
-Abilities: Builder |
Infantryman |
Bloody Mess-Experience: Skilled Marksman |
Adept Axeman-ArmorPadded Leather | Great-Coat
-Inventory-Bolt-Action Rifle (4/5 Rounds) | Steel Axe Bayonet
Bag -3-Tarran begins to crawl towards the spearman, but it seems that Porin has already dealt with it. Anyway, Tarran finds out that being struck by lightning in armor is
really painful. At least the spell healed his foot!
-Abilities: Divinelike |
Weapon Breaker |
Holy-Experience: Legendary Swordsman | Good Armor User
-ArmorLight Steel Plate Mail |
Gold Helm-Inventory-Steel Two-Handed Sword | Iron Short-Sword
Golden icon of an unknown god
Rations for 6 days
Silver Coin
Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-4-Cogs looks startled, but then comes to his senses. He raises his hand-cannon, but Porin comes up from behind the spearman and decapitates the spearman.
-Abilities: Tinkerer |
Coward |
Bionic Enhancements-Experience: Proficient Gunslinger |
-ArmorLongcoat | Brass Goggles
-Inventory-Hand Cannon (Un-Loaded) | Iron Dagger
Backpack -5-
"Can you tell me a bit about the local governor? And do you have any rooms that aren't in danger of being ransacked by burning women I could rent?"
"Ah, the mayor recently died, so right now the duke controls everything. It's quite a nuisance to have to hike all the way to the castle, but until the bandits are cleared out, there's no way anyone will run for mayor. We actually don't have any rooms available. We DID have one open recently, but we saw the building collapse moments ago."-Abilities: Playing Dirty |
Special Connections -Experience: Decent Hammerman | Excellent Strategist | Wealthy
-ArmorSteel Breastplate | Steel Chain Mail | Leather
-Inventory-Steel War Hammer | .44 Magnum (6/6 Rounds)
The Art of WarBag None
The man in the suit overlooks the village.
"How iz zit, zat OUR BEZT MEN cood not stop zes lunatics? I want EVERYVAN to go out zere and stop zem!"
"But sir, none of our remaining soldiers are willing to go... and we just lost an entire building full of soldiers..."
"Very well. Bring in ze Boocher zen."The five-foot tall Butcher comes forward with a large axe in one hand and a hammer on his back. He brings a barrel of drink with him.
"Whaat do you need, sir?"
"I need yoo, to GO OUT ZERE AND KILL ZES PEPOLE!"
"Yes sir!" Replies the Butcher, enthusiastically chugging his drink, savoring the taste of raw fermented mushrooms.
...
The butcher exits a building and conspicuously announces his presence.
BUTCH 'BUTCHER' ARTIBOUCHEFF
Psychotic Axeman
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Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity (Read 55106 times)