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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55105 times)

jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #165 on: April 08, 2011, 02:12:53 am »
If WIZARD mans life thingie helps say thanks..If not try to get outa there!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #166 on: April 08, 2011, 03:20:51 am »
Porin debated opening the door. ...Maybe archer has nice things? He glanced back and saw his allies had the other enemies well in hand, so he decided to try to open the door and scope out the situation. At the very least he might be able to get a bow and arrows out of the deal, and if they were too large for him he could sell them or give them to someone else.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #167 on: April 08, 2011, 03:40:39 am »
So then, so far I've neutra
"Apologies, Tarran! That didn't exactly go as planned!" Cogs yells as he reloads, before shooting the downed spearman in the head.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #168 on: April 08, 2011, 07:16:08 am »
Time to shoot the bastard.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #169 on: April 08, 2011, 10:45:22 am »
@jake
Not quite,  it's just a flesh wound.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #170 on: April 08, 2011, 02:24:55 pm »
Hit the old lady in the chest with my hammer.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #171 on: April 09, 2011, 12:41:35 am »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on April 08, 2011, 10:45:22 am
@jake
Not quite,  it's just a flesh wound.
Edited my action (:
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #172 on: April 09, 2011, 12:43:06 am »
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 08, 2011, 02:24:55 pm
Hit the old lady in the chest with my hammer.

I'm sorry, but this is absolutely hilarious and thus is going into my signature.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2011, 10:56:12 am »
Quote from: Krath on April 09, 2011, 12:43:06 am
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 08, 2011, 02:24:55 pm
Hit the old lady in the chest with my hammer.

I'm sorry, but this is absolutely hilarious and thus is going into my signature.

Yeah, I noticed how funny it was rereading the last page. Wow.

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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll 9-An Unfortunate Turn of Events
« Reply #174 on: April 09, 2011, 11:34:01 am »
Roll 10

Objective(s):
Police Duty

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle, Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-2-Hawk fails to notice the marksman aiming at him while he is disoriented. [2] He is hit but since the shells are designed for, well, clay pigeons, it bounces harmlessly off of his breastplate.
"...
Really?"
He then hacks the support beam to the weakened structure and dives out the door, hearing the walls shudder on the way out, but not quite fall.
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Porin Keeperechoes-5-Porin manages to get the door open, and walk right in front of a guard having coffee while he hears a door immediately close on the other side of the building. While the guard on this side hurries to check it out, you manage of snag a few things and slip them into hammerspace.
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Bjorn Inmus-6-You cast an arcane-water beam and shoot it at Sir Fiddle. It explodes on contact, sending him flying across the town.
"That's for calling me a magician too!"
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Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-4-Facepalming as he soars through the skies like a flaming pigeon, Ivan manages to veer off course through flapping his arms wildly just enough to land in a fruit stand rather than on the ground. Watermelons again.
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Impaled in Back | Synged | Wet

Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-4-Taric [6] shoots the swordsman in the head, but for some reason, it explodes. Looks like you've discovered a new ability!
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Tarran Terra-1-"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"NIHILIUS!"

You take out your rage on the dead swordsman. But it looks like your leg's still broken, and the only healer here almost killed Ivan... so you're angry again.
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On Swordsman | Broken Foot

Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-1-"Apologies, Tarran! That didn't exactly go as planned!" Cogs yells as he reloads. Meanwhile, the spearman stirs and wakes up, rolling into Cogs in an attempt to knock him down. Luckily, his bionic enhancements render him mostly immovable.
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'Zrk'-6-The old lady swings again, but you parry the cane and bash her, knocking her onto the floor and breaking several major bones!
A man in a white suit comes by.
"Thank you sir. We needed to immobilize her somehow but we couldn't bring ourselves to bring in a hammerer. Is there any way we can repay you?"
Sounds like you've stumbled upon the local asylum.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2011, 11:37:16 am »
"Opps! Sorry! Maybe I should stop trying to heal people........oh well."
Fire a life-ball at Tarran
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2011, 11:40:02 am »
Eat something and clear my thoughts. How did I get dazed?
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2011, 11:48:30 am »
Oh right, Tarran smacked you.
I'll remove it next roll, it should have worn off a while ago.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2011, 12:13:51 pm »
Still sneaking, Porin leaves with a grin on his face, just in time to see one of the enemies awake and attack! Deciding to go to his friend's aid immediately, he tries to ambush the spearman attacking Cogs with a backstab.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2011, 12:38:11 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on April 09, 2011, 11:37:16 am
Fire a life-ball at Tarran
I seriously hope you don't pull a Cheddarius with that.

Crawl over to the Iron Hand Spearman and stab him in the head.
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