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Author Topic: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity  (Read 55083 times)

jakeread1

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2011, 04:31:04 pm »
1 not including the hammer man i believe.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2011, 05:19:15 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on March 18, 2011, 02:15:30 pm
How many other soldiers are left in the area?
2 are fighting you. Since they are generated on-demand depending on the plot though, I can't really give an estimate of how many are left. I can tell you though, that their leader really doesn't like wizards.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #107 on: March 18, 2011, 06:51:34 pm »
Ok, is the one I 'TKO'ed dead? I assume so, since I apparently put his skull through his brain.

Pull out the pistol and shoot the guard.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2011, 09:31:08 pm »
See the "Current Enemies" spoiler at the end. You've got a hammerman and a Two-Handed swordsman left.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2011, 12:36:30 am »
YEY I waz right!!!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2011, 01:45:51 am »
Ahh.... Useful.
Shoot the swordsman
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2011, 06:17:23 pm »
Seeing as other people are doing the talking, stand in background and look professional.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 4
« Reply #112 on: March 21, 2011, 04:19:09 pm »
Quote from: Mekboy on March 19, 2011, 06:17:23 pm
Seeing as other people are doing the talking, stand in background and look professional.
Brilliant tactical maneuver. (Bump)
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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« Reply #113 on: March 21, 2011, 05:31:34 pm »
Sorry guys, school again. At least we DID get 1st place in FRC robotics). Anyway, roll.

Roll 5

Location(s):
RidgeWalled - Castle (Tarran, Taric, Porin, Cogs)
Barakar - Town (Hawk, Bjorn, Zrk, Sir Fiddle)

Nathaniel 'Hawk' Hawkins-4-"You wanna go?"
Unsheathing his sword and waiting until the hammerman swings, Hawk slashes, [1] but is immediately blocked and [3] knocked to the ground. Instead of getting back up, [3] he rolls over and knocks down the hammerman, before slashing again, [4] this time leaving a nasty wound in the soldier's chest.
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Porin Keeperechoes-6-Because of his meager ability to speak to humans, Porin stays in the background, trying to look cute. His idea backfires, however, and the duke doesn't even notice the two soldiers trying to say something.
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Ivan 'Sir Fiddle' Fiddlebottom-4-Sir Fiddle immediately jumps onto the hammerman, and begins slamming his fist into the guard's head. Needless to say, his head is barely recognizable now.
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Bjorn Inmus-5-Deciding to finish this in a clean and orderly fashion, Bjorn conjures rock and casts it. However, unexpectedly, a giant rock falls from the sky, and immediately flattens the soldier. Job done!
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Taric 'Madman' Cogudib-3-Taric trips Tarran as they make their way to the duke.
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Tarran Terra-1-Getting up, embarrassed, Tarran walks up to the duke.
"Hello, me lord. We're a band of adventures, as you can tell. We're looking for some employment. Do you happen to have anything that needs blades or firearms?"
The duke, distracted by Porin, sits there smiling.
"Me lord?"
"Ah, yes! Who dares enter my presence?" replies the duke, in a light-hearted manner.
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Nihilius 'Cogs' Vekt-1-You don't look that professional to start with. But it'll have to do.
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'Zrk'-1-Zrk readies his pistol, but the enemies are already dealt with, so he waits patiently for the other three.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 5
« Reply #114 on: March 21, 2011, 05:33:26 pm »
"We're here about the bandit problem." Talk to the duke.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 5
« Reply #115 on: March 21, 2011, 05:41:24 pm »
Sit by the side, semi-annoyed by Taric. Write down on a paper "Kick me" and put it on his back while he's not looking.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2011, 06:06:11 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 5
« Reply #116 on: March 21, 2011, 06:02:53 pm »
See if the 2-handed-sword is still fine, than pick it up and wield it with one hand.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 5
« Reply #117 on: March 21, 2011, 06:06:30 pm »
Help my friends loot the bodies but keep nothing for my self!
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Re: Histories of Brilliance and Stupidity - Roll 5
« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2011, 06:14:35 pm »
Porin wandered over closer to Taric and waved slightly, looking even cuter if that was possible. Maybe his nearness would help the duke focus his attention on the man speaking to him.
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« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2011, 07:38:59 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 21, 2011, 05:31:34 pm
Sorry guys, school again. At least we DID get 1st place in FRC robotics).

Good job.

'Ok, let's get the hell out of here!' Round the others up and beat a hasty exit.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.
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