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[stabbymcstabstab]

you also need mr.T theres got to be something all most as powerful

[Sugata-senpai]

Chuck Norris




His skin is made of a material called 'Pure Win', which is 10000000 times more awesome than Adamantine.
He dosent eat, sleep, get tired, feel pain, feel nausea, feel emotion, feel pity or mercy, and constatly goes around roundhouse kicking stuff.

Good luck

WARNING: SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION!

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You can have the raws when I implement it in my !Fun! mod.

Will this Chuck Norris be butcherable?

And if so, how much meat can we expect from one?

Also, what's his value multiplier?

[stabbymcstabstab]

sily little nub if he appears you might as well kill yourself it would me safer and easier

[Iapetus]

Added CAN_GRASP to the MOUTH bodypart to fix the old 40d "cat cancels drop vermin: no hands" bug.

Resulted in my dorf charging into battle holding axes or shields in their mouths.

[thatkid]

sily little nub if he appears you might as well kill yourself it would me safer and easier

You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

[Grimlocke]

sily little nub if he appears you might as well kill yourself it would me safer and easier

Its organic? It dies eventualy, no matter how many silly internet jokes are on his side

[stabbymcstabstab]

true but this is Dwarf Forttress and tring to kill it will end HORRIBLY due to pulling the wrong lever

[Sugata-senpai]

true but this is Dwarf Forttress and tring to kill it will end HORRIBLY due to pulling the wrong lever

Not if you link all of your levers to the Chuck Norris killing device

[Iapetus]

sily little nub if he appears you might as well kill yourself it would me safer and easier

You seem to be under the impression that we're playing some game other than dwarf fortress. It doesn't matter how powerful you make a creature, we will find a way to destroy it. God is dead, and Urist killed him.

Even especially if you have to destroy the world to do so.

[Rumrusher]

Made a sentient creature who lays 50 eggs and has no children or baby tags which means a female will lay and hatch grown males and females.
Use Darius egg hatcher and well you got a instant army that will reproduce in a CPU punishing rate.
I might as well add webber to the race to make them more deadly.

[kotekzot]

Made a sentient creature who lays 50 eggs and has no children or baby tags which means a female will lay and hatch grown males and females.
Use Darius egg hatcher and well you got a instant army that will reproduce in a CPU punishing rate.
I might as well add webber to the race to make them more deadly.

Where would one find this enticing "Darius egg hatcher"?

[Eldrick Tobin]

Rumrusher speaks of Darius and his project DFusion.


Something On Topic... hmmm... when you're cracked like I am you either think everything is perfectly normal and boring so why share it (1), or you find it weird and everyone else finds it boring so why'd you share(2).

1) I saw a thread about turning fluffy wamblers vicious so tried my hand at it, and after a passel of trials got deadly wamblers hammered out. Strange? I dunno. I almost called them blinky wamblers because I gave them 3 eyes.

2) Now what I found weird was finding the "FIXED_TEMP" tag CONVENIENTLY while working on a flaming girl with wings from the elemental plane of fire. A tag I've otherwise missed until just today. THAT I find weird. Using a trick from Breathing Fire as a Dragon! and duplicating most attacks to try out attempting to inject a gas. Such !!SCIENCE!! is disturbingly normal for the Modding Forum and thus not weird. OR Strange.

[Trapezohedron]

Rumrusher speaks of Darius and his project DFusion.


Something On Topic... hmmm... when you're cracked like I am you either think everything is perfectly normal and boring so why share it (1), or you find it weird and everyone else finds it boring so why'd you share(2).

1) I saw a thread about turning fluffy wamblers vicious so tried my hand at it, and after a passel of trials got deadly wamblers hammered out. Strange? I dunno. I almost called them blinky wamblers because I gave them 3 eyes.

2) Now what I found weird was finding the "FIXED_TEMP" tag CONVENIENTLY while working on a flaming girl with wings from the elemental plane of fire. A tag I've otherwise missed until just today. THAT I find weird. Using a trick from Breathing Fire as a Dragon! and duplicating most attacks to try out attempting to inject a gas. Such !!SCIENCE!! is disturbingly normal for the Modding Forum and thus not weird. OR Strange.

I've done something like that a few months ago before the topic came up. Because of that discovery, I've modded in Hellknights and Barons of Hell from doom into my genesis mod.

It was fun. Everyone cept the baron melted.

[Rumrusher]

oh yeah forgot to mention the intern race all have genesis illithid void master attacks, but due to shoddy modding would either burst into flames or hit one or another and melt.
so I really have super modded fast breeding humans that really really good at dodging but die real quickly if you don't watch them.

[Trapezohedron]

oh yeah forgot to mention the intern race all have genesis illithid void master attacks, but due to shoddy modding would either burst into flames or hit one or another and melt.
so I really have super modded fast breeding humans that really really good at dodging but die real quickly if you don't watch them.

If you want to fix that, you might want to use [FIXED_TEMP:10067] to keep their temperature at that level. Also, remember to add [FIREIMMUNE] and [FIREIMMUNE_SUPER] just to be sure.