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[NRDL]

I can imagine someone making a mod using all this...

It's like filling a ditch full of toxic waste and gamma radiation, + some mutagens, then dropping a kitten in it. 

[medikohl]

I made a giant centipede.
1 head
26 legs
7 body segments

and it worked!

urist mcstabby hits the 3rd segment, the part flies off in an arc.

[Splint]

a tamer example: Battleyaks. Bred from more easily angered and generally more suicidally overconfidant yaks, dwarves bred a rather mighty war beast.

Essentially a normal yak with [NOFEAR] and [PRONE_TO_RAGE:3] as well as being trainable. They have proven quite effective, and it was glorious.

[nekronuke]

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[Splint]

Ok then....

[Jeoshua]

... I don't want to play with you guys anymore...

I'm going back to my !!MAGMA!! and Spoiler Circuses, where it's safe.

[Captain Crazy]

I want that goddamn cat starfish. I presume it turns cat parts into full-fledged cats?

Give cats [PRONE_TO_RAGE:10], and watch the ever-growing clowder of cats slowly shred every goblin EVER

[WillowLuman]

Computer died 2 days ago, so I no longer have the raws, but I could type them up again.

[medikohl]

*CHANGES THE SUBJECT LOUDLY*

minable pie!

[Splint]

Trap uranium ore (instant fatal radiation poisoning!)

And there's my random idea, someone run with that.

[Geb]

A simple one, that I was disappointed to find wouldn't work properly.

Removing the vermin hateable tag from everything that should have it, and then adding it to dwarves. Every personality, with 100% probability, had the preference "absolutely detests dwarves". Sadly they didn't get any unhappy thoughts from it, presumably because the dwarves weren't vermin.

[Splint]

I'm tempted to add in something that says "Absolutly detests the player."

[Geb]

I'm tempted to add in something that says "Absolutly detests the player."

I tried that too. You can do it by adding a new [DOES_NOT_EXIST] creature. It works.

Now this is making me want to add to the fanciful creatures raw with [CREATURE:BOOBS_1]  all the way up to   [CREATURE:BOOBS_500], all with identical does not exist tags and prefstring "bounciness"

That ought to make the dining hall a bit more interesting.

[Splint]

-This is fine engraving of Urist McUselessCripple and The Player on dolomite. The player is striking down the Urist McUselessCripple. The art relates to the killing of Urist McUselessCripple in 104 by The Player with an artifical cave-in.-

-Human merchant visitys mess hall
Merchant: O.O
Merchant: TITS! TITS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Dwarf: Aye, they are. What's so special 'bout them?

[davros]

. It could grab things, wrench weapons away and kill things with them, and inject things with semen. The semen turned them undead.

so basically you put the giant scorpions stinger on a dwarf?

the best part? when they'd go berserk and start raping everyone.

How disgusting.