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[Stone Wera]

You stare at your Mystical Ball of Eight, you consider consulting it for help as to how you might get into the higher levels, before you realize the answer is staring you in the face. You'll become a psychic, using your Eight Ball to make predictions. But this begs the question as to how you'll gain enough reputation to be requested by a noble. A labor kobold passes by, wheeling with her a cart. You recognize her as Kobold McAtrid, one of your other friends. Being that all the labor kobolds are at least third generation, their loyalty isn't questioned, and they are allowed to come and go into the higher levels as they please. What do you do?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Show her your incredible psychic powers, so as to start spreading the word of your abilities.

[mcclay]

try to sneak onto her bloody cart.

[Stone Wera]

While she's distracted by a monarch butterfly that must've come in through the ventilation system, you slip into her bloody cart. Unfortunately, you're too large for the bloody cart, leaving your legs hanging out from under the sheet covering it. You find yourself lying on a plate of black pudding. McAtrid spots you.

"What're you doing?"

You find now is as good a time as any to demonstrate your nonexistant psychic powers.

"I knew you were going to say that."

"McUrist, are you sure you're feeling okay?"

You've been discovered, and McAtrid is looking rather concerned. What do you do?

[adwarf]

Throw-up so you seem sick, and don't get arrested

[AntiAntiMatter]

Tell her everything.

[Stone Wera]

You consider throwing up so you arent arrested, but you realize that acting strange isn't at all a crime. You instead, tell her that you are a psychic, and trying to gain access to the heights.

"You could've asked me, you know."

Yeah, you probably should've done that.

"But why do you want to get into the heights?"

"To see the waterfall. And maybe to be used a chair again, but hopefully not."

"You didn't hear? The waterfall's been closed. A labor kobold commited suicide by jumping into the water tower. His body got stuck in one of the pumps and the water ran with his blood. People were freaking out, everyone thought the fort was being haunted."

This is upsetting. You find yourself with another unhappy thought. Do you proceed to the heights in search of something else to calm you? Or stay down here, away from the blood waterfalls? And most importantly, what do you do?

[mcclay]

Look at somethin pretty. Our goal is to ind out what the unsettling metal is. Repoert it to a gaurd.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Report your find, then go and find a nice dining room with engravings to sit in.

[Stone Wera]

You consider reporting your find, before you realize that everyone already knows that you've struck blue ore. You decide to visit the dining room, with all the masterwork engravings, it's practically an art gallery. You proceed with McAtrid to the heights. You find yourself in a market, fine crafts are being shoved in your face by pushy merchants. They're practically assaulting you. You wade through the seas of +donkey bone bracelets+ and to the higher, less active levels of the heights. You spot a crowd of people, cheering and clapping around what could be a street performer. You spot a fancy bar. Farther down you see the dining room. Two guards stand before the entrance. What do you do?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Attempt to enter the dining room.

[Demonic Spoon]

Become a street performer.

[Stone Wera]

You attempt to enter the dining room. One of the guards grabs you by the back of your shirt.

"Where d'ya think yer going now?"

"Into the dining room... Sir."

The other guard stands perfectly still, indifferent to you or the guard. You realize that other guard is an armor stand.

"Ya realize that yer a slave, don'tcha? Get out of here."

Well that didn't work. What do you do?

[Taricus]

Soothsaying time on the guard.

[Demonic Spoon]

Become a street performer.