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Author Topic: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)  (Read 13114 times)

Greep

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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2011, 06:23:19 pm »
Wow.. Hrm, on the bright side the goblins killed a rhesus macaques it seems :D  What's the death toll so far?
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2011, 07:11:28 pm »
There were 37 alive the last time I checked, and there were about half a dozen immigrants. You do the math.
*puts up a huge sign saying "Vacancy"*
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2011, 03:48:51 pm »
Whoa shit hit the fan already...

btw, isn't it Di's turn now?
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2011, 03:51:45 pm »
Nope, still my turn.


Or wait, when did I start?


Ok, 4 days ago, not counting weekend. Guess I'll upload the save then.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2011, 04:03:56 pm »
Mayor's Log #25


You know what? Damn this place to the circus! I'm not risking my life staying here. This will be my last entry, after this I'll be gone.


Good riddance, some other guy can take care of this place!
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2011, 04:05:13 pm »
'kay, sent Di a PM.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #51 on: March 15, 2011, 05:37:30 pm »
Man, I hope the fortress can survive until it's my turn.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2011, 10:59:23 pm »
Heh, you know this might be the only fort where lava defense is necessary.  Must.... make.. repeatable magma piston....
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2011, 12:47:21 am »
Di still hasn't replied. Skip?
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2011, 01:08:07 am »
Yeah, skip.  We'll just put him as the next person after, unless he doesn't respond by Aaron's save.

So next up is SirAaronIII. sending pm.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2011, 10:50:33 am »
Just posting to say I'm here. I'll start playing soon.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2011, 07:09:59 pm »
CHaPTER 1: WHAt IT MEENS
One day I walkeding down hallway to dinin room and saw leader dorf walk towardse mwith papers. He sayed I have to becoem teh leader dorf now of pageroot. Paprs look officiall so I follo orders.
OH NO BABBY IS FIGHT DWARF!
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He is sad because miasm made fort stinky and we don'tnt knoww here come. I make junk and body stokpile outside where animal is.
I see engraver in room on bed and decied to lock him in.
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Ghost come back from ded dorf land and make trobule.
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Anohetr gohst possess dorf. Not in good way.
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I see wh nothin get done because everynoe is busy do fish at pool.I change that.
Finaly loked dorf die thrist.
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More migrant come! Population go form 27 to 32!
New ghostbusturs squad exersise ghost
Monkeys bother people go in out fort.
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Dorf got poseessed. This time in good way. He finish when dimploat come and leave because we no have diplmoat. He make fancy earring.
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I have a question: Do I play until the year ends or do I finish this year, then play out my year?
« Last Edit: March 19, 2011, 09:55:54 pm by SirAaronIII »
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2011, 09:53:11 pm »
CHAPTER 2: WINTER IS APON US
A potter decide he want make dark man monkeys suffar. He heard the monkey laugh and he yell YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME! With bear hands he break skinny monkey legs.
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Fellow dorf soldier Jimm oin in and shoot monkey in foot.
Merchant go inside to trade with pageroot. We do not have brkoer so we trade speshul pageroot way.
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Blah blah monkeys, blah blah. I draw picture insteid because nuthing happen.
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FINNALY SOMETING HAPPEN
A women gived birth to girl.
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Some humens say traps for wimp. I ignoer.
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Munky stuck on wall scare everone away.
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We nid plan to get monky down.
OH NO WHERE DID GHOST COME FROM
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I thinked we got all ghoss but we didnt.
The monkey fell off wall but didnt deading.
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People should beated but aren't
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New babby attackings the mommy
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I gived everyone pets to make happy soul
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And thats what pageroot did this winter.
Save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3997
« Last Edit: March 19, 2011, 09:55:26 pm by SirAaronIII »
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2011, 01:51:56 am »
Hah, that's great.  Well if you want another year go ahead, didn't know you only had half a year in that save.
 
And man, whats up with the feral babies?  I remember reading stuff about homicidal babies killing adventurers with forks, but didn't know it haunted fortress mode too.
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Re: Moron Fort- A Stupid Succession of Epic Stupidity (.31.19)
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2011, 10:58:43 am »
I don't even know. The second baby was quite content, but it was still being a jerk.
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