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Phantom

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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #525 on: March 06, 2011, 05:54:01 pm »

((Oh, they can be affected, but only with enough of that dakka.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #526 on: March 06, 2011, 05:57:23 pm »

(( Railguns have far more dakka than anything currently existing, so they are an exception. ))
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« Reply #527 on: March 06, 2011, 05:58:10 pm »

The New commander of the N.C.R , Dylan Bowman, sat a table flicking through his troops on the holotable when his aid ran in " Sir we lost our southern most keepings. Aliens they killed ten - thousand men, and took down eighty Hydras before we could respond. " Dylan cursed under his breath " Damnit ... " turning to the computer behind him says " Dismissed. " turning all atention to the computers he sends a message to all major nations.

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This is the new leader of the N.C.R Dylan Bowman. I am sending a message to ask for us to gather together to fight the extraterrestrial forces. I have lost my southern most holding, and also wish to know if any of your land has been stolen.

Sincerely,
Dylan Bowman
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« Reply #528 on: March 06, 2011, 06:00:12 pm »

(( Railguns have far more dakka than anything currently existing, so they are an exception. ))
((Not to MEF cannons :D))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #529 on: March 06, 2011, 06:00:25 pm »

(( Railguns have far more dakka than anything currently existing, so they are an exception. ))

((The railguns took down a mothership. They were just some smaller scouts.))
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« Reply #530 on: March 06, 2011, 06:01:16 pm »

"Mr. Bowman, that is currently not possible at the moment.
Attention, the Imperial Zheng forces and the N.R.E. now have access to the Ion Cannon network. Best of luck to the both of you. Make them pay."
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« Reply #531 on: March 06, 2011, 06:01:55 pm »

(( Eighty of my Hydras couldn't take down a fucking mothership ))

(( I think we should put aliens in now for a faction ))
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« Reply #532 on: March 06, 2011, 06:03:42 pm »

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You attacked us, have improper spelling and grammer, gave us a very cliche'd idea, and you ripped off my name. No.
((No. Railguns in canon are the most powerful weapons in the universe. However, we only have enough reasources to maintain about 3. And we barely have enough ammo at times to fire them.))

((To adwarf: My railgun could. Showing how much better my weapons are againist your stupid weapons and their very cliche'd names.
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« Reply #533 on: March 06, 2011, 06:04:47 pm »

(( I din't rip off your name I just didn't want to type out Northern Canadian Republic ))
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« Reply #534 on: March 06, 2011, 06:06:09 pm »

((JF: Doubt it, they still require a large round to do the same amount of damage as a MEF cannon of the same size))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #535 on: March 06, 2011, 06:07:11 pm »

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Message to all free nations of Earth:

The ion cannon network has successfully been used to contain the outbreak in Nanking. Work is currently progressing to study the remains of these aliens.

Current study of the alien flight patterns reveals that they are amassing around a point in Morocco. Seeing as the GDI believes that the aliens are constructing a base, it would be logical to assume that it would be there.
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« Reply #536 on: March 06, 2011, 06:09:17 pm »

"We're getting transmissions from...
Nagasaki and Panama City? I thought those were wiped out. Patching them through."




Greetings, aliens. We see you have carved out a nice civilization on this planet, but it is a shame that our orders are to purge this planet...
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« Reply #537 on: March 06, 2011, 06:09:56 pm »

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Right, just give us the co-ordinates and we'll send in saifs to aid you
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« Reply #538 on: March 06, 2011, 06:12:05 pm »

((JF: Doubt it, they still require a large round to do the same amount of damage as a MEF cannon of the same size))
((They can obliterate millions of miles of land into a fine mist, and are capable of distroying intire island strings. I think they are more powerful "MEF"s))

((To adwarf: Which acronym happens to be very simlar to N.R.E.))
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« Reply #539 on: March 06, 2011, 06:14:36 pm »

((Now up the fire rate to something like an MG42. You now have an Mass effect field cannon the size of an Anti-orbital battery that'll shoot anything down. ammo efficient too))
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