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Phantom

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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #555 on: March 06, 2011, 06:43:20 pm »

"We lost the bering strait, nothings left...
Canadian forces are being focused on...
I've lost control of the Ion Cannons, someones using it...
They're being fired on Australia and Canada."
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #556 on: March 06, 2011, 06:45:45 pm »

8 SHots from an ion cannon hit the canadian shields, and they broke the other two hit the armored divisions, and the we lost the mojority of the centaurs.
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« Reply #557 on: March 06, 2011, 06:46:33 pm »

"Ha, sucks for them that we had countermeasures. thank goodness for '13"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #558 on: March 06, 2011, 06:48:47 pm »

"Ion Cannons turning on Venice. I repeat, hacked Ion Cannons turning on Venice."


Taking advantage of the weaknesses, a strike team of reptillian beings sneak into one of G.D.I.'s command bunkers.
"Uh, we have contact with some of the aliens. Looks like the warriors look nothing like the real ones..."
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #559 on: March 06, 2011, 07:11:57 pm »

A rasio meessage comes on to all nations of thw wprld. The voice on the other end sounds weak and feeble. "This is the last base of thr DR. Wehave been pushed back to the heartland. All hope is lost of The Americas. The totally destroyed the bottom of S. A a few hours ago. We are next. I recmond all nations still in the americas to get out while you still. I am wiring the plan for Bohrmothes, Giant robots that carry battlions of infantry in their feet, all veiachles given to us by Canda, Our reasearch on portal tech, we figured out a way to make holes through the fourth wall. We are also givng you Cuba, which after we destroyed we turned in to a land/ sea battle ship. All is lost here get out before they kill you" And with that the line goes dead. In the last DR base a giantic mothership looms over the city of Milwaukee. Bryn pulls the DR's last great inveation. The supah portal pistol,Usuing portal and rail gun tech it can blow a lot of shit up. As he aims at the mother ship he saysa prayer and fires. A few seconds later everyone can see a huge flash of light go off and the Americas slowly start to sink into the waves.  the thing they probably don't notice is 7 flying humans with wings flying to all major armoes countries. the DR' last gift.

((and  leave witha bang, all contries in the Americas a chance to evac and maybe take the Cubaship because the Americas sink kinda slow. I hope this canno, goodbye.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #560 on: March 06, 2011, 07:19:53 pm »

((Oi, you can't control MY aliens. I'm the one who shoved them in.))
"Oi, you're on crack. Everything's fine."
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #561 on: March 06, 2011, 07:23:48 pm »

((I didn't control them  blew them,  want to go out of this game with a bang. Why our complaning? You get dome new tech to fuck around with
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #562 on: March 06, 2011, 07:26:45 pm »

((Yeah, but you destroyed  a whole CONTINENT. TWO CONTINENTS.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #563 on: March 06, 2011, 07:28:36 pm »

((One and a half acually.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #564 on: March 06, 2011, 07:32:41 pm »

((You cannot control the destruction of contient. North and South america are still here))

N.R.E. send a mergence transmission,
"All our messages are being hyjacked now and replaced by, some kind of video! Quickly, befor-" *The video of the N.R.E. soldier has changed to this*
« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 07:39:55 pm by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #565 on: March 06, 2011, 07:35:03 pm »

(( Can we ust say I blew up America and paerts of Canda and Nexico??))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #566 on: March 06, 2011, 07:35:43 pm »

((No.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #567 on: March 06, 2011, 07:35:52 pm »

((Problem is, you'd essentially screw up the Earth...))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #568 on: March 06, 2011, 07:41:01 pm »

((not really.))
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« Reply #569 on: March 06, 2011, 07:45:48 pm »

((Oh, okay. Blowing up the Western Hemisphere won't have adverse effects on the environment, huh?))
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