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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #540 on: March 06, 2011, 06:14:46 pm »

((And I got twenty operating Ion Cannons right now...))
"Well, they talked to us, they know our language, and they appear to have created bases in the lost cites. Barcelona and Jerusalem appear to have the same fate. Ion Cannon shots prove to be ineffective."
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #541 on: March 06, 2011, 06:15:25 pm »

The 91st were entrenched on the very edge of the southern most territory. They were set up infantry line, Zeus, infantry line, Zeus, infantry line, Zeus. The infantry were equipped with LAARLs, but if the aliens came at them in too great of numbers they would have to call in Harpies, and they were quite far away. Hiddin under the water were five dreadnoughts waiting for the signal to ambush the UFOs. Now all they ahd to do was wait ..
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #542 on: March 06, 2011, 06:17:02 pm »

"Another Mothership coming down. And another. Mein gott, there's three of them, they're attacking the Canadians. One of them is firing...
An island is missing. AN ISLAND IS MISSING, WHAT THE HELL!?"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #543 on: March 06, 2011, 06:18:43 pm »

(( They took out the whole island !?!?!??!?! ))
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« Reply #544 on: March 06, 2011, 06:18:47 pm »

"Shit, they haven't come for us yet. I say we go onto one of those ships"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #545 on: March 06, 2011, 06:19:33 pm »

"No visible entry points. Any attacks appear to be shrugged off by shielding."
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #546 on: March 06, 2011, 06:23:16 pm »

((Now up the fire rate to something like an MG42. You now have an Mass effect field cannon the size of an Anti-orbital battery that'll shoot anything down. ammo efficient too))
((... No. You do not have Mass effect tech at this age. Stop acting like you do.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #547 on: March 06, 2011, 06:24:40 pm »

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Message to all the free nations of earth:

Preliminary tests on the alien's technology have been conducted. Their armour is chemically made out of hydrogen, iron and carbon, somehow arranged into long chemical chains. The result is a material that is fairly flexible, but incredibly strong against high energy projectiles. We haven't found the upper limit to its strength, but this armour can easily absorb 125mm rounds fired at point-blank range. Oddly, small-arms fire appears to have the most penetrating power against this armour. However, conventional steel plates prevents this potential weakness.

The creation of a ship's shielding is still unknown.

The plasma weaponry is unknown.

No specimens have survived in good enough condition to preform an autopsy.

The defensive line around Nanking is straining, and our troops are forced to fall back. In approximately 2h, the aliens will control the area in a 5km radius around Nanking.

That is all.
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« Reply #548 on: March 06, 2011, 06:25:08 pm »

"Or they get obliterated. what sort of shielding are we talking here?"

((Already did sir  ;D))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #549 on: March 06, 2011, 06:27:02 pm »

"I don't know, it just burns up projectiles hitting it unless it passes through with enough speed.


F*CK! WHERE DID THE LOWER HALF OF NEW ZEALAND GO!?"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #550 on: March 06, 2011, 06:29:08 pm »

"Sonova-, BRING THOSE SAIFS AROUND BOYS, We've a revenge to commit"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #551 on: March 06, 2011, 06:37:35 pm »

((Blarg. Lets pretend i'm helping you. Because I do not have enough motivation points.))
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #552 on: March 06, 2011, 06:37:54 pm »

Should anyone have experiment laser weaponry, I would suggest that now would be a good time to use it. The alien's shielding does not seem to affect protons, and their advanced armour has a relatively low combustion point (Around 1500 degrees C. A oxyhydrogen flame could set it ablaze.) The sight of their armour blazing off is a sight to see.
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« Reply #553 on: March 06, 2011, 06:39:41 pm »

"Right, mounting these things on"
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Re: War Field: Where motherfucking Aliens invade...
« Reply #554 on: March 06, 2011, 06:41:46 pm »

The first of the Alien Fighters came within range of the Zeuses, and were immediately taken down. The sky was lit with the explosion of missles. Barrage, after  barrage was fired at the incoming army, but they still gained ground. Within two minutes the signal was given to the Dreadnoughts, and they rose from the ocean. The combined fire of the canadian forces drove the aliens back, but they were already through half their ammo.
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