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Darvi

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2011, 05:29:02 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on March 03, 2011, 05:06:07 pm
[1] you get killed by Icicle Fall -easy-.

RUN!
/fixed

2: You run, and trip.

Do a barrel roll!
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2011, 05:39:09 pm »
[4] You do so.

Spam hydralisks.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2011, 05:42:23 pm »
1: I have no idea what those are, so I'll summon bigger fish instead. On your head.
 
Die.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2011, 05:46:49 pm »
Hydralisks.

In any case, [4]: You successfully end yourself with no negative side effects. Other than the obvious.

Eat cake.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2011, 05:48:44 pm »
1: You manage to eat yourself, the table, and the building you're in, but not the cake.

Create an infinite amount of lasagna.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Darvi

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2011, 05:50:16 pm »
2: You fail to create anything.

Revive.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2011, 05:51:34 pm »
2: You come back as a zombie. Unlife is an eternity of pain, and the hunger for brains crowds out all other thoughts.

Become immortal.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2011, 05:54:28 pm »
6: you become eventually bored of life, and you cannot do anything about it.

Win the game.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2011, 06:22:02 pm »
[2] You didn't win. You lost. You always lose.

Get lucky.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2011, 06:24:15 pm »
4: You find some cash on the floor.

Ascend to godhood.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2011, 10:55:17 pm »
3: Congradulations! You are now the patron deity of cheesecake.


Make some toast.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2011, 10:59:43 pm »
Quote from: iyaerP on March 03, 2011, 10:55:17 pm



Make some toast.

4: You now have toast.
FIRE MAH LAZOR
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2011, 11:18:08 pm »
[1] You're laser is stolen and plans circulated around the world

Make everyone use the correct spelling of the acronym, LASER(Light Amplification by Stimulated Emmision of Radiation[,/b]
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2011, 11:46:33 pm »
[1] "Lazer" is the new "Lite" or "Donut."

Initiate a tantrum spiral. Mwahahahah.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2011, 12:46:12 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 03, 2011, 11:46:33 pm
[1] "Lazer" is the new "Lite" or "Donut."

Initiate a tantrum spiral. Mwahahahah.

3: You get a time-out for your tantrum
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