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[Zrk2]

4, it blows up, well.

Mutate from the splosion!

[Deviled]

[6]You mutate, a bit to much in fact. Your body can no longer function and you die.

[iyaerP]

3: Your  lack of a "dodge" results in the 3 being retroactively applied to Zrk2.

He mutates an extra pancreas

Apply butter to my toast.

[Deviled]

(oops forgot.)
[6]You apply so much butter thats theres more butter than toast.

Remember to post an action.

[JWNoctis]

[4] You managed to remember that, by hindsight.

Conjure a ball of firework essence, and launch it into the sky

[iyaerP]

5: EPIC SUCCESS! Your fireworks put the NYC 4th of July display to shame. Resplendent streamers of gold, red, green and blue illuminate the entire continent upon which you reside.

I add Cinnamon to my butter with its pat of toast.

[Deviled]

[1]After you put the cinnamon on the toast it becomes sentient.

Not die.

[Zrk2]

1 You live for eternity watching entire races live and die. You are struck by the futility of it all and laugh as the heat-death scours your soul.

Use the heat-death to scour his soul.

[wolfchild]

[3] The heat death scour's his body, oh well can't get everythign you want

Become friends with the beasts

[iyaerP]

6: The beasts love you. They love you GOOOOOOOD. It is painful, especially without lube, but by the end of the night, you have stopped feeling pretty much anything, and once the bleeding stops, you are sure that the beasts will follow you anywhere. The thought is terrifying.

Pour a glass of OJ.

[Trollan]

2: HOLY SHIT HOW DID OJ SIMPSON GET HERE?
FALCON PAAAAAAAWNCH somebody

[Deviled]

[6]You falcon punch the earth so hard it kills every one

Eat sentient waffles.

[Ze Spy]

[1] they eat you instead

Forest Fire -> House

I hate them

[JWNoctis]

[1]You failed to burn the house down, but successfully extracted your excess fat a la flambé.

[6]Frustrated, you imploded the house by sheer will and hatred.

Reanimate all those wood splinters around

[Nivim]

 One of the greatest things in a RTD is writing roll and character interactions, and this thread just doesn't give many of those, or much of an environment. Enough "person above you", but not enough RTD. So instead, how about we each post two actions and roll two actions, and see if we can get them to relate (although probably not if the acters are dead-set against it).

[2] You gather them all up into a pile, draw the runes and circles, light the candles, and read aloud the chants...but the splinters do not rise.

(Rolled by the next poster)= Pull out my book on necromancy and another couple of books on proper corpse preparation, then use them to help with Noctis' ritual.
(Rolled by the poster after the next poster, using the next poster's action)= Offer to play a game of cards with an unnaturally heavy, cold deck of tarot cards with any nearby bystanders.