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Taricus

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #75 on: March 04, 2011, 07:53:49 pm »

[4] you do so.

Jack a truck
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #76 on: March 04, 2011, 07:55:20 pm »

[4] You jack a truck
Become a ninja
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

Taricus

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #77 on: March 04, 2011, 07:56:27 pm »

[3] You become a fat ninja. Stupid cake traps.

Streak!
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #78 on: March 04, 2011, 07:57:22 pm »

1 I already am a ninja. Huh.

Taricus is one too.

1: You forgot to take off your clothes.

Kill ninjas.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #79 on: March 04, 2011, 08:33:18 pm »

[1] You attempt to kill one, but he escapes and tells the Order of Majick,which sends lots of wizards to attack you.
Become a wizard
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

Diablous

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2011, 08:34:43 pm »

2: You go to school to learn magic, but drop out.

Teleport!
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #81 on: March 04, 2011, 08:42:31 pm »

[4] You teleport to your house
Get a scholarship in wizardry to go to "Vlad's school of wizards!"
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

Ze Spy

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #82 on: March 04, 2011, 08:47:38 pm »

[6]You get a scholarship in wizardry, but "Vlad's school of wizards" kicks you out

WALK IN HOUSE

FUCK SHIT UP
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Taricus

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #83 on: March 04, 2011, 08:48:51 pm »

[4] You walk into a house and fuck the couch.

Moon the cops
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Darvi

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #84 on: March 04, 2011, 08:51:00 pm »

6: you drop the moon on the cops, destroying earth in the process.

Be me.
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Taricus

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #85 on: March 04, 2011, 08:52:21 pm »

[6] We be you, getting you life in prison.

Screw the house
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Darvi

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #87 on: March 04, 2011, 09:00:17 pm »

1: You do the mixer. Ouch.

Break out of jail.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #88 on: March 04, 2011, 09:01:19 pm »

[2] you stay in prison. it's cozy.

FIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE!
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Ze Spy

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #89 on: March 04, 2011, 09:02:13 pm »

[1] you burn to death

NUKULAR EXPLOSIN -> HOUSE
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