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IronyOwl

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #60 on: March 04, 2011, 06:45:48 pm »
[6] You go into an overly long and fairly patronizing explanation, but you do make sense.

Seek revenge against my treacherous turtle minions.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #61 on: March 04, 2011, 06:56:55 pm »
[2] You do so, but the last few eat your legs.

I put on sun glasses.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #62 on: March 04, 2011, 07:01:00 pm »
5: You put on your  8) Sunglasses. YEAAAAAAHHH!

Make tea.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #63 on: March 04, 2011, 07:04:31 pm »
[3] you make some tea, which some american throws away in protest.

Streaking time at the zoo!
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2011, 07:35:28 pm »
[6]:You walk into a zoo, but fall into the lion's den
Jack an AC-130
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2011, 07:37:40 pm »
6: You jack every AC-130 there is at once. However, you're skills at piloting multiple AC-130s at once needs some work, and they all crash into each other.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2011, 07:39:36 pm »
6: You do so, but then you get beaten up by a miko and/or a witch.

Nom cookies :3
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2011, 07:44:54 pm »
[5] You eat the cookies, they taste delicious.

Start my own political party.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2011, 07:45:48 pm »
2: You make a politically themed party, but nobody comes :(

Travel through time.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2011, 07:47:41 pm »
[1] You trap yourself in this very instant, unable to move.

Make a jellyfish golem.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2011, 07:49:11 pm »
[5] you make a big smart jellyfish golem, who regularly engages in philosophical discussions

Burn
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2011, 07:49:48 pm »
4: You make a Jelly fish-golem. Made from raspberry jelly. And it's delicious.

4: You burn. And die.

Flip the fuck out.
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #72 on: March 04, 2011, 07:51:02 pm »
[1] you stay completly sane, so cthulthu eats you

Start a war!
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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #73 on: March 04, 2011, 07:51:30 pm »
[1] You are executed for you're warmongering

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Re: Roll so the person above you can dodge
« Reply #74 on: March 04, 2011, 07:52:37 pm »
[3] They unite, but are scared by the tentecle clowns
Steal every STG-44/MP-44 in the world and on Mars.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.
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