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[GamerKnight]

Thats funny. Hmmmm. Anyone one got something for 'green' scientists. (hippies with scientific degrees, basically)

[Sowelu]

Nikola Tesla, the only reputable scientist to have actually worked on "building a death ray".

ARCHIMEDES, hello.  And screw the Mythbusters result, MIT actually pulled it off successfully.

[Max White]

Le Chatelier's finisher would be putting on a diving helmet, then after a second or two he's opponents head explodes due to decompression.

[RedKing]

Einstein would throw a punch which would only take a second on their console, but on the receiving end, would show up four stages later.

[warhammer651]

Nikola Tesla, the only reputable scientist to have actually worked on "building a death ray".

ARCHIMEDES, hello.  And screw the Mythbusters result, MIT actually pulled it off successfully.

Objection! the boat they tested it on wasn't even in the water, and therefore has no bearing on whether it would actually work!

[darkrider2]

Nikola Tesla, the only reputable scientist to have actually worked on "building a death ray".

ARCHIMEDES, hello.  And screw the Mythbusters result, MIT actually pulled it off successfully.

Objection! the boat they tested it on wasn't even in the water, and therefore has no bearing on whether it would actually work!

Objection to Objection! still applicable to land based warfare.

[Shinziril]

Archimedes: Summons a bunch of Greek soldiers with bronze mirrors for a solar death ray

Leonardo da Vinci: Bat-wing flying machine, crazy homemade tank

Newton: Gravity blast

Darwin: Summons a swarm of increasingly deadly finches

Einstein: Relativistic kick (in slow-mo due to time dilation)

Marie Curie: Radioactivity blast

Tesla: Radio death ray, lightning bolts

Schroedinger: Quantum split-body technique


Can we think of any others?

[Darvi]

Darvin: Summons a swarm of increasingly deadly finches

Nah, I'd summon a bunch of squirrels :3

[Tellemurius]

Sigmund Freud: Psychoanalysis

all he needs

[Darvi]

"Nope, it's just a cigar"

Cue the innuendo.

[malimbar04]

Sigmund Freud: Psychoanalysis

all he needs

I'm trying to figure out if that's a psychic power... or something more like inception with really twisted sexual fantasies. Either way I don't think he'd compete very well with the other scientists.

George Washington Carver - all peanut-based powers. Peanut armor and peanut gun that explodes upon impact to give peanut butter. Finishing move? sending a bunch of bull-weavels at the enemy.

[Darvi]

He's more of a supporter/debuffer really.

Spoiler: Or he uses Rekindled"Embers of love" (click to show/hide)

[Shinziril]

Freud just weirds his enemies out until they commit suicide.

[GamerKnight]

There's a guy I can't remember, he proved arsenic was poisonous or something. Can't remember his name, but he would shower you in a cloud of arsenic.

[sonerohi]

Who was that one guy that tried to improve aviation after World War 2? He basically just tested out the gs pilots experience by strapping himself into a rocket sled. For science, of course.