Wait, when did this thread go from nonsense jokes to serious discussion?
Anyway, this is a semantics problem, but not of the kind you seem to be arguing about. The problem is that a species is not a singular, clearly defined entity. We commonly take a species as a group of creatures that can breed with each other, but not with creatures outside of that group.
The problem of this definition becomes apparent if we take a species of, say, geese that lives along a band from Iceland till deep in Siberia. The Icelandic geese have regular contact with the Nordic Geese and the Nordic geese can breed with the Geese from the Baltic countries, which are related to Moscow Geese and they can breed with Ural geese. Problem is that since Icelandic geese never breed with Ural geese there is nothing keeping them behaviorally or genetically in line. It is highly probable that Icelandic geese are incapable of breeding with Ural geese even though they are members of the same species.
Similar mechanisms work not in distance but in time. It is possible to take 2 points sufficiently apart in time or space and find 2 species, but when one considers a continuum, as one has to when asking the question of "What came first" or "Where are the intermediate species", then it often becomes impossible to draw a hard line between one species and another. After all, you're then trying to fit a sequential definition to a continuum, which rarely fits properly.