Liberally beat the darkness out of the grue!
[6] vs [2] [1+1(juice)] You wrassle with the Grue, spinning across the floor as you try to avoid getting eaten! Sadly, you can't inflict any damage without leaving yourself wide open!
OPEN THE DOOR THEN BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM THEN BITE OFF HIS BALLS
[6] In your
RAGE you grab the door handle and pull back, ripping the door off of it's hinges and throwing it behind you. The door impacts the Grue, slamming it right off of Taricus! That's one way to handle a Grue. Have some Juice.
Your guests find a convenient lit corner to sit in while you deal with the Grue.
"FOR LIBERALISM!" Liberally Charge the Grue and get it off of Taricus!
[5] vs [4] [2] You jump the Grue while it's momentarily stunned by getting a door thrown at it! Like Taricus however, you fail to get any damage in past it's massive jaws.
Shout in sleepless frustration and get the friggin door.
Slash apart any montrous evil things on the way.
[6] Grumbling, you walk downstairs with bags in your eyes. You notice your comrades engaging a Grue, two people sitting in a lit corner, and the door ripped off it's hinges.
You grab the Grue with both hands, walk over to the window, and literally kick it out. Afterwards, you grab the fallen door and force it back into place with
Sheer Liberal Power. Then you go back upstairs and go to sleep, juiced up from your awesomeness.
Throw the Conservative Grue out a window and turn the liberal lights back on.
Wow. You can't top that. You flick the light switch and look outside as the Grue retreats into the night.
Throw the Pistol at the Grue and Punch it to death
[1] You throw your Pistol at the retreating Grue, as it retreats from the Safehouse. It flies into the darkness, never to be seen again.
You question your decision.
Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 14/1000
Items: $500
Status: Smashed face, aching back
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 28/1000 (Every roll you perform will have a 50% chance of having a +1 bonus!)
Items: $500, Pistol (4/7 shots, 1 extra clip)
Status: Fine, pinned by a Grue.
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 14/1000
Items: $450, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Will REALLY never have babies.
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $450, 2 Pistol clips, picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Will never have children
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 23/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory. sleeping like a baby
Juice: 20/1000
Items: $480, Black Suit (worn, bloody), Knife of Conservative Slaying (bloody)
Status: Fine
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (Somehow outside the Meat Factory)
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Topic: Roll to be Liberal (Turn 14, in which the homeless rise up) (Read 24982 times)