LIBERALLY MOON THE GRUE
[6] You drop your pants and turn around, showing off your
Liberal Buttocks in all their glory.
The Grue asks for some coffee.
Shout Liberal Slogans at the grues!
[4] While the Grue is preoccupied looking at Taricus, you yell out "
WE NEED A SLOGAN!" It doesn't quite have the effect you were looking for.
Smear my balls on the window!
[5] You drop your pants and push your crotch against the window. You're a disgusting bastard.
[5] The Grue sticks it's head through the window and bites your balls off.
Both of them.Give the grues the liberal finger
[1] Your finger does nothing, as all the makeshift lights in the Safehouse turn off at the same time. The sounds of chomping are still heard as you hear something slither past you.
Sleep in spite of unfulfilled murderous rage
Walking upstairs, you hop in your cot for a good nights sleep. Someone downstairs even got the lights for you!
Test fire the gun at the Grue
[6] Using your
sharp Liberal mind, you try to hear where the Grue is, and raise your pistol to shoot it! [2] The trigger refuses to move.
Uh oh.
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by me.
The
Conservative Grue slips around in the darkness...[5] vs [3+1(juice)] [3] The
Grue lunges at Taricus through the darkness, pinning him to the ground! He sees nothing, only feels an incredible weight on top of him.
General AnnouncementThere is a knock at the door. They seem to be oblivious to your Zork-related predicament.Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 14/1000
Items: $500
Status: Smashed face, aching back
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 28/1000 (Every roll you perform will have a 50% chance of having a +1 bonus!)
Items: $500, Pistol (4/7 shots, 1 extra clip)
Status: Fine, pinned by a Grue.
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 9/1000
Items: $450, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Will REALLY never have babies.
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $450, Jammed Pistol (7/7 shots, 2 extra clips, crappy condition), picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Will never have children
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 23/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory. sleeping like a baby
Juice: 10/1000
Items: $480, Black Suit (worn, bloody), Knife of Conservative Slaying (bloody)
Status: Fine
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (Somehow outside the Meat Factory)
How did we go from killing
Conservatives to fighting against monsters from Zork
Author
Topic: Roll to be Liberal (Turn 14, in which the homeless rise up) (Read 25279 times)