Busy Saturday, late update, you guys know how it goes!
Make like the hero and blow the bodyguards brains out
[4] vs [3] [6] Becoming the
Liberal Hero you were meant to be, you aim your shot directly at the head of the
Bodyguard mauling Aiden. His head explodes into chunks of
Conservative gore! His body goes limp and falls to the ground.
Snipin's a good job, mate. Have some Juice, breaking your first landmark!
Buy a Machine Pistol from the Gang Member.
[2+1-1] You attempt to buy a simple rapid-fire pistol from the nerdy
Gang Member, but he looks at your money like it's from another planet.
"Sorry sir, the only currency I accept is Pesos." You give him a WTF face as he is clearly
Conservative and Nerdy, what would a Mexican hater like him do with Pesos?
Use my LIBERAL JUDO to flip the Bodyguard over my shoulder into the limo, then knock him unconscious.. or kill him. Whichever works.
[6+1] vs [5] [2+1] With the guard assaulting you dead, you engage the remaining Bodyguard in hand-to-hand combat! However, his skills are great, and you are both currently deadlocked in a Kung Fu fight straight out of a Bruce Lee movie.
****ING **** GOD****ING DAMNIT ****ING CON-****ING-CRETE
Buy a pistol
[4] Amazingly enough, you manage to get to a nearby gun store without breaking your baby makers. You fork over 50 bucks as the proprietor hands you a mint condition hand pistol and a clip of ammo for your troubles. That was easy! ...Maybe too easy. Are you
sure this Pistol is safe?
Your balls are still aching though.
After that I go and train my speech skills by talking to people!!
[5+1] You walk around the streets and discuss politics with random bystanders, just like in your favorite game
Liberal Crime Guys! Two of them agree to meet you at the end of the day in your safehouse. You gain a bit of Juice!
Find a POLICE OFFICER and ask if he would like to come around my place to play 'cops and robbers'
Obiviously I am going to KIDNAP THE CONSERVATIVE BITCH when we are alone together.
[1] Empowered by your newfound persuasion skills, you walk up to an Officer in the Coffee House and drop a pickup line.
It works! He says to meet him out back! Adjusting your fancy tie and heading out the back door, you instantly get a pistol shoved into the back of your neck, as a male voice commands you to
"PUT YOUR LIBERAL HANDS UP!"This could be bad!
General AnnouncementIt is now Evening. You are likely to be eaten by a Conservative Grue come nighttime.Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: In a crowd, Kung Fu fighting
Juice: 14/1000
Items: $500
Status: Smashed face, aching back
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: In a crowd
Juice: 28/1000 (Every roll you perform will have a 50% chance of having a +1 bonus!)
Items: $500, Pistol (4/7 shots, 1 extra clip)
Status: Fine
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Outside the Desert Eagle Coffee House
Juice: 9/1000
Items: $450, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Fine, 2 meetings later in the day
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: A random Gun Store
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $450, Pistol (7/7 shots, 2 extra clips), picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Will never have children
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Crackhouse Streets
Juice: 23/1000
Items: $500
Status: Recoiling from LIBERAL POWER (-1 to all rolls for 1 turn)
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: The back of the Desert Eagle Coffee House
Juice: 10/1000
Items: $480, Black Suit (worn), Knife of Conservative Slaying
Status: Getting arrested!
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (Outside the Coffee House)
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