Go to the Oubliette and buy a sword.
[1] Angered by the
Conservative attitude of the pawn broker, you tell him you're taking your business to the Oubliette and turn to walk out the door. Out of nowhere, the owner hops his desk and tries to grab the back of your head [3] vs [2] [6] Slamming you facefirst into a shelf, breaking it! Then he throws you to the ground. You think your
Liberal face might not be so pretty anymore.
He was a
Conservative Sleeper Agent all along! This angers your
Liberal mind, giving you 5 Juice!
Conservative cop beating time!
You try to beat the
Police Officer down with your BARE HANDS! [6] vs [4] [5] You grab the Officer's face while he's keeling over stunned, and
LIBERALLY KNEE him in the face! You gain 3 Juice for
Fighting the Conservative Machine!
BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE COP
Jumping straight on top of the downed Officer, [5] vs [1] [4] punching his
Conservative ass in the face! Finally regaining his balance though, the Officer knees you in your
Liberal Cajones and pushes you off. You gain 5 Juice for taking it like a man.
Beat up the cop with my l33t karate skills.
As the Officer stands up, you prepare to unleash a
can of Liberal whoopass! [2+1] vs [4] Despite your mighty Judo skills, you miss a Police Officer at point blank range. Wow. Well, you still gained 1 Juice for trying!
*Raid the coffee house.*
Trusty Knife in hand, you hop in the SUV and stop at the Desert Eagle Coffee House, the hangout of many
Conservatives who don't deserve to drink this clearly
Liberal drink.
[1] As you try to enter the door, you are immediately accosted by a big man wearing a black suit and sunglasses. He grabs you by the collar and lifts you a foot off the ground. "
Sorry sir, we have a dress code.". He then
Conservatively spits in your face before throwing you back to the street.
When did the Coffee House get a bouncer!?
Go to the gunshop owner to try to Bill Cosby my way to his guns using my amazing socail skillz!
[1] You walk over to the local Pawn Shop, the same one that Tarran is at. However, you spot a shiny
Pudd'n Pop Stand across the street and decide to go there, while Tarran is busy getting his
Liberal ass beat!
Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: The streets
Juice: 1/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: The streets
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Pudd'n Pop Stand
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: The streets
Juice: 5/1000
Items: $500
Status: Bruised Balls, oh no!
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Location: Industrial District Pawn Shop
Juice: 5/1000
Items: $500
Status: Has a face only a mother could love.
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Desert Eagle Coffee House
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $480, Knife of Conservative Slaying, 1995 SUV
Status: Fine
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (In use by Innsmothe)
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