Welp, I'm going to go ahead and start turn two.
Conservative teen beating time!
Deny the idea to get guns and go out to wail on a teen.
"I'd say some of us hit the Ghetto for some exprience, who's with me?"
Hitting the streets, you three go hunting for a hapless conservative teenager to beat up. [1] Instead of a teenager, you instead find a
Police Officer with a chip on his shoulder. Uh oh.
The officer raises his pistol and opens fire on
Sayyid! [2] vs [5] Luckily, the shot goes wild and misses the target. Sayyid counterattacks with a punch! [4] vs [2] [5] The
Police Officer gets smacked in the gut, momentarily stunned. You gain 5 Juice from your
Liberal defense!
"Right, good sirs. I'll distract the conservatives while you all... punch... them to death... um, I'd suggest we get some guns first." Go to the pawn broker.
[3+1] You head on out towards the local Pawn Shop a few blocks away from the safehouse. As the owner greets you. He shows you a fine display of guns. Paintball and airsoft guns. When you ask him if he has any ACTUAL guns, he shakes his head. Your
Liberal Anger increases slightly.
*grunts*
*Stares down other liberals*
*Goes to oubliette and buys a knife.*
You give your fellow Liberals a dirty stare and hop into the SUV, driving towards the Commercial District. You arrive at the Oubliette shortly afterwards. [5] The shop proprietor pulls out a sharp blade made of steel. For a meager 20 bucks, he forks over a
Conservative Killing Weapon of Liberal Justice.
Sit around in the safehouse like a derp.
You do so.
Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: The streets
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: The streets
Juice: 5/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Smitty Meat Factory
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: The streets
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Location: Industrial District Pawn Shop
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: The Oubliette
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $480, Knife of Conservative Slaying, 1995 SUV
Status: Fine
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (In use by Innsmothe)
Wow, that took longer than I thought. Remind me if anything is wrong.
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