I'm sorry I'm not updating too much, lots of complications, I've only been popping on bay12 for 1-2 minutes at a time
Run to Aiden [Talarion] and take him by the hand and start skipping merrily towards a bloody slaughter at the cosmetics lab.
[2] Unable to find Aiden, you skip along down to the cosmetics lab a good whiles away. You find that it has two SMG-armed bodyguards guarding the door. They give you a shifty eye. Looking behind you, you notice something REALLY BIG coming...
DEFACE THE CHURCH WITH URINE!
[1] You try to pee but...What? You're peeing
blood? Oh god oh god oh god-
You keel over in pain and fall unconscious. I hope nothing tries to hurt you...
Back off
Go with whatever my fellow Liberal decides.
[5] Whistling innocently, you both walk away, finding a somewhat less dangerous
Highschool Dropout in a back alley. This will do nicely.
Wait outside the store for a little bit.
[2] You wait. And wait. And wait some more. Nobody comes anywhere near the store. Walking up to a window, it appears the inside is completely devoid of people. When does this stupid store open?
Studing sucks TALK TO HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!!
[6+1] You walk up to a group of homeless men sitting in a back alley. Your
LIBERAL SPEECH rallies them to your cause, making a few of them cry tears of joy. They rise up as one and begin bumrushing the nearest
Conservative building...The Cosmetics Lab.
You gained some juice, and your quite scary knack to roll high numbers when persuading people has earned you the
Silver Tongue skill!
ATTACK!
[4] vs [6] The homeless army tries to storm through the two SMG-wielding bodyguards, but they manage the hold them off with repeated fire. It barely puts a dent in their massive numbers, but it keeps them back.
Liberal StatusName: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: A back alley
Juice: 14/1000
Items: $500
Status: Smashed face
Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: Outside a Church
Juice: 28/1000 (Every roll you perform will have a 50% chance of having a +1 bonus!)
Items: $500, Pistol (4/7 shots, 1 extra clip), party hat (worn)
Status: Unconscious
Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Skills: Silver Tongue (+1 to socialization rolls when you'd get 3 or lower)
Location: Outside the Cosmetics Lab.
Juice: 22/1000
Items: $450, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Will REALLY never have babies.
Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: A back alley
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $450, 2 Pistol clips, picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Will never have children
Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Outside the Run n Gun Weapons Store (closed)
Juice: 23/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine
Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Outside the Cosmetics Lab
Juice: 20/1000
Items: $480, Black Suit (worn, bloody), Knife of Conservative Slaying (bloody)
Status: Fine
Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (Somehow outside the Meat Factory)
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Topic: Roll to be Liberal (Turn 14, in which the homeless rise up) (Read 24944 times)