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Author Topic: Swordsman's Quest! - Antiquity Eras  (Read 4436 times)

Lillipad

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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2011, 09:45:53 pm »
Practice breaking rocks with our stick. If it breaks, get a better stick.
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2011, 09:47:47 pm »
You grab your sword and one of the smaller dead peoples, heave both on your back, and head for Mount AahBoom!
On the way there, you find Cave ShinyOohSparkly, and meditate there while your meat cooks. After you eat, you take your pent-up unspent Duel Rage out on rocks. Stick is Sturdy!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2011, 09:49:05 pm »
Practice swordplay when you're done being meditative/magicy.
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2011, 09:52:40 pm »
You practice your swordsmanship some more while waiting for a shiny black rock from Mt AahBoom! to appear. After remembering that your clan isn't here with you, you instead wait for the mountain to do the boom half of its name so that there are obsidians to find.
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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2011, 09:53:53 pm »
Make a crossguard for your stick-sword.
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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2011, 09:55:25 pm »
training montage
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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2011, 09:57:32 pm »
You lack the smithery to make such a swordly stick. You'd need a rock sword to do it. So you continue to montage!
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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2011, 09:58:06 pm »
collect rocks
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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2011, 09:58:38 pm »
It was a stick crossguard!
Bleh.
Make stick spear because let's face it at this point it's just a really long version of the stick-sword.
Then moar montage.
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2011, 10:01:54 pm »
*THUNK!*

...After you wake up, you see the obsidian that struck you on the head was rather sharp, and your bed is crimson and ruined. You put it in your pack, but you feel rather lightheaded...
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« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2011, 10:02:26 pm »
wonder where the bed came from.
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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2011, 10:02:54 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on February 27, 2011, 10:02:26 pm
wonder where the bed came from.
Its a bunch of leaves you found outside the cave.
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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2011, 10:03:15 pm »
Suddenly have a fixed head, then begin grinding the mountain away with the obsidian until it looks swordly enough to be used in a sword.
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2011, 10:03:47 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on February 27, 2011, 10:03:15 pm
Suddenly have a fixed head, then begin grinding the mountain away with the obsidian until it looks swordly enough to be used in a sword.
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2011, 10:06:00 pm »
You wrap your bed around your head, but pass out again before you can start creating a good stone sword. A nearby clan capture you and take your shiny obsidian.
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