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Author Topic: A Lone Man's Progress.  (Read 6996 times)

lemon10

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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 04:24:34 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on February 28, 2011, 04:21:44 pm
Lick pants off self.

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Errrr....
Lick pants back onto self.
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Scold senor gato for his forbidden love.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2011, 04:27:08 pm »
Incorporate an Alcubierre Drive into the designs for your Project. (Eat it, Zephram Cochrane!)

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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2011, 04:30:34 pm »
Quote from: lemon10 on February 28, 2011, 04:24:34 pm
Quote from: Fniff on February 28, 2011, 04:21:44 pm
Lick pants off self.

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Errrr....
Lick pants back onto self.
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*Narrows eyes.*

Lick. Your. Pants. Off.

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Darvi

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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2011, 04:31:24 pm »
Passionately. And with your tongue, of course.

Wait, wrong thread.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2011, 04:36:32 pm »
Make love to your wife 10/10
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Lillipad

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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2011, 04:50:11 pm »
You briefly consider licking your pants off extremely passionately, but you aren't quite that flexible. At least not yet anyway... Señor Gato's illicit love affairs with virtually all of your projects has become kind of a problem almost, so it's about time you got him to stop these shenanigans. Boys will be boys, but cats can't exactly be trusted. You mildly scold him, he promises not to do it again, and you prepa-You just had an idea.
You rush back to you project and incorporate some fancy physics to it. You briefly consider calling your "boss" about the changes, but you find it much more amusing for the person the house is being built for to be left wondering why the hallways randomly become shorter/longer with no explanation as to why.
You consider the previously thought of night on the town with your wife, and recall that she too has a burning hatred for every single restaurant that plagues your city. Tonight shall be filled with restaurant deformation!
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2011, 04:53:35 pm »
Hey dude, it's me, the slightly insane part of your brain. Wow, a night out destroying restaurants? Sweet! Better get your chainsaw.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2011, 04:54:02 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on February 28, 2011, 04:53:35 pm
Hey dude, it's me, the slightly insane part of your brain. Wow, a night out destroying restaurants? Sweet! Better get your chainsaw.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2011, 04:54:43 pm »
OH, and strip naked, too. F0r t3h lulz.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2011, 06:03:24 pm »
You whittle away the hours you wait for your loving wife and daughter in absolute madness.
AFRIKAANS : Ek het gekies 'n piekniek te hou met die helfte van die VN en bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : I chose a picnic with half of the UN and bleeeeep.
ALBANIAN : Unë zgjodha një piknik me gjysmën e OKB-së dhe bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : I chose a picnic with half of the UN and bleeeeep.
ARABIC : اخترت نزهة مع نصف من الامم المتحدة وbleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk with half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
BELARUSIAN : Вы выбіраеце хадзіць з паловай Арганізацыі Аб'яднаных Нацый і bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk a half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
BULGARIAN : Вие избирате да ходят половина на Организацията на обединените нации и bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
CATALAN : Vostè tria a caminar de la meitat de les Nacions Unides i bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
CHINESE : 您选择步行联合国和bleeeeep一半。
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 您选择步行联合国和bleeeeep一半。
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to walk half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 你選擇走一半的聯合國和bleeeeep。
Back to ENGLISH : You choose to take the half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.
CROATIAN : Možete odabrati da se pola Ujedinjenih naroda i bleeeeep.
Back to ENGLISH : You can choose to have half of the United Nations and bleeeeep.

You wake up surrounded by desks, chairs, couches, television sets, and half the cast of some daytime drama. You burn them all in a fire. Your wife arrives home an hour later to find you in another horrible translation nightmare, you have not yet finished the fort, so you burn it again.

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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 06:56:39 am »
Send your daughter away and skip dinner with your wife just bang her
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 07:03:56 am »
Dude, why can't you like, bang her at dinner? Everyone knows the hottest sex is at mcdonalds!
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 07:05:06 am »
I am like pushing it until it is done
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 07:05:58 am »
That seems to be a goal. We slightly insane parts of people's brains don't like goals.
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Re: A Lone Man's Progress.
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 08:23:46 am »
Have your feet rot off, your hands explode and gain 0VER 9000 IQ due to forgotten beats poison tracked around the house via cat.
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