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Author Topic: How would you want to die?  (Read 6499 times)

Myroc

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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #45 on: February 26, 2011, 06:48:45 am »
Pfft. I plan to live forever.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #46 on: February 26, 2011, 06:58:10 am »
Quote from: Myroc on February 26, 2011, 06:48:45 am
Pfft. I plan to live forever.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #47 on: February 26, 2011, 07:05:27 am »
If I was to die I would want to see the entirety of creation go with me. Nit that it would make a difference, since I'm the kind of person who's impossible to get rid of.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #48 on: February 26, 2011, 08:01:17 am »
This is an old one, but since nobody else has mentioned it:

Shot by a jealous husband.

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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #49 on: February 26, 2011, 08:03:11 am »
Quote from: RedKing on February 26, 2011, 08:01:17 am
This is an old one, but since nobody else has mentioned it:

Shot by a jealous husband.


But... That means.... <3 <3 <3  ;D

 
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2011, 11:46:40 am »
Well, a Semtex charge detonating at the base of my skull would be nice and fast...
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2011, 11:49:59 am »
Never. Even if my brain where to be stuffed into a nutritional jar, at least I'd still EXIST. Plus, I should be able to make my own world in my imagination with enough time...
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2011, 05:22:21 pm »
"Poor Psyco Jelly. Who would have thought that moving to New Pompeii would be his downfall?"
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2011, 05:23:33 pm »
Painlessly.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2011, 06:02:56 pm »
Killed in some dramatic fashion by my son as he stops me from destroying Earth. Also, a cheesy pun must be involved somehow.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #55 on: February 26, 2011, 08:04:57 pm »
I have my ways I want to go, and my ways not to go.

Preferably, I don't want to die by a sickness or a heart-attack. Those ways of dying suck. Starvation and drowning would be included with those as well.

Death by snoo-snoo is among the upper levels of want, however, though I don't think the girl involved would like it as much. Consider it a compliment. The experience would be so awesome, it would invoke an out-of-body experience.

To die like a badass action hero, a blaze of glory, or to commit a self-sacrifice would be a definitely preferred method. Basically doing something suicidally difficult or stupid and succeeding with great results afterward, though failing to live through it (kinda mandatory considering the topic) is in the top slot. So to put it, going mono y mono against the devil in an all-out brawl, or taking on a deity and putting a dent or a scar into them would even suffice. However, going out like a redshirt would be on the opposite end of that spectrum.

I guess a preferred summary would be "Death with a smile" or "like a badass" being the best way to put it.

"Dying with family and descendants wishing me a painless easy crossing, and seeing my legacy" kinda gets old after awhile as a forethought. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna plan for it one way or another. I already designed my Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory so I can get things done in the afterlife (I think I would like Purgatory more than Heaven, oddly enough. It would be like a cross of an endless beach, and Myst-like worlds for a change of scenery, and I wouldn't have 100% control indefinitely. It would be like a new different (series of) world(s). I guess the worlds I visit in my dream-state would qualify.), and maybe bring a few things with me as well. I would also have a means of visiting the world of the living and be an asshole to the living for the hell of it. So to put it, I would troll the living for the hell of it.

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I guess I wouldn't mind my avatar being a method of dying. Provided I gain permission to call God an asshole to his face post-mortem.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 09:20:06 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #56 on: February 26, 2011, 09:39:25 pm »
Shot through the head before I can begin the murderous rampage brought about by my inevitable mental breakdown.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #57 on: February 26, 2011, 11:50:49 pm »
I want to die by skydiving in from the upper atmosphere, tied down to some kind of explosive.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2011, 11:59:57 pm »
I don't want to sleep into it or not feel it, I want to be painfully aware that "O SHI- AMMA DIE NOW" but yeah I'd prefer it was due to a fight of some sort, I'd like to go to Valhalla even if there probably no cute boys.
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Re: How would you want to die?
« Reply #59 on: February 27, 2011, 12:19:37 am »
I want to die by unplugging my brain jar after experiencing everything in the universe.

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I'd like to go to Valhalla even if there probably no cute boys.

You kidding? I am heterosexual and even I think Balder is hot.
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