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Karl Marx

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Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« on: February 25, 2011, 06:16:25 pm »

Privet tovarishchi i dobro pozhalovatʹ v moĭ sobstvennyĭ davaĭte igratʹ!

Hello comrades and welcome to my very own let's play of Medieval II:Total War!

In this let's play I will be playing The Mongols, and upon request you can have your very own city renamed after you, the first city however will be named New Karakorum and you cannot take it. During this let's play I will take advice and tips from all of you, as it is my first time LEGITIMATELY playing the game, rather than using cheats. So come friends, so come join me on the journey to New Mongolia.



The current state of Mongolia as it stands, expanding to the south and west immediately.

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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 06:21:28 pm »

Alright, a Mongol playthrough! I request that, upon it being conquered in the name of the Glorious Mongol Socialist European Forced Revolution (or the GMSEFR, for short), that Acre be renamed MSH Industries.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 06:23:13 pm »

The Russians must be taken, and Moscow must be named Dravos. If you will allow it I wish Dravos to be a major military production center.
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 06:36:23 pm »

Rome renamed to cesspool  8)
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 07:01:42 pm »

The Russians must be taken, and Moscow must be named Dravos. If you will allow it I wish Dravos to be a major military production center.
I like the way you think, you would make a great general, wish granted.

Alright, a Mongol playthrough! I request that, upon it being conquered in the name of the Glorious Mongol Socialist European Forced Revolution (or the GMSEFR, for short), that Acre be renamed MSH Industries.

Granted, although Acre will be a pain in the ass as the timurids hold it currently, the only downside to this mod is that they come in at 1080 as well.

On to the battle of Sarkel! (still open for renaming, although the next castle I take will be called Beshbalik)

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It appears we are not the only ones fond of horses and archery in these lands, we will liberate this castle and put all who oppose us to death.
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I am confident that Subutai will be able to crush these cowering fools like lamb to the slaughter, it should be a good bloody fight, though we should not get too overconfident, a cornered dog is a dangerous dog.
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Aha, they were not counting on the firepower we apprehended from the Chinese during our push west, these rockets will rain fire down upon them in waves of death and destruction.
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A beautiful sight indeed, corpses and rubble everywhere, the sight of smoke and fire is a morale boost for our men, this will be fun.
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Fire rains down upon them, our infantry is known across the world to be the most versatile, and they show it, not to mention the skill and marksmanship of our mounted archers.

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As expected, the rebel scum did not put up much of a fight, the dead among us are few, and shall be honored, while their dead shall be tossed into the moat soon to be constructed.

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The first of many cities to fall before the mighty Mongol conquest.

« Last Edit: February 25, 2011, 07:05:08 pm by Karl Marx »
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 07:59:09 pm »

Putting this on hold for a bit until I get back from a raid in WoW.
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2011, 08:00:06 pm »

Lol. Are those Hwachas? I would like to be in charge of some of them.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 08:09:37 pm »

Lol. Are those Hwachas? I would like to be in charge of some of them.

Yes, they are indeed, unfortunantly you can't control them or be made a general, only cities can be renamed in Medieval 2
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 08:50:02 pm »

Can I make another request to be fullfilled at whenever it proves possible? Take Rome via Jihad, not a normal war, a Jihad.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 08:53:39 pm »

Can I make another request to be fullfilled at whenever it proves possible? Take Rome via Jihad, not a normal war, a Jihad.
Wait, are the Mongols even a muslim faction? I get the feeling they wouldn't be.
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 08:56:49 pm »

Mongols are Muslim in this game.


I also have a request, give me the worst leader you can get your hands on and we'll create the Mongol Kickass Mercenary Brigade.

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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 09:45:16 pm »

...Wait, you can name cities?

How???
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 09:51:42 pm »

Open the cities scroll, click on the name, backspace. It's not an advertised or obvious feature but you can do it, I found out on accident myself.
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2011, 10:05:25 pm »

Can I make another request to be fullfilled at whenever it proves possible? Take Rome via Jihad, not a normal war, a Jihad.

Even though the Mongols are Muslim in this game I am playing them as Buddhists, imaging all the mosques as temples, If I had the time I would mod it in, funfact: The Mongols were one of the only empires to be both Buddhist and Warmongering.

I also have a request, give me the worst leader you can get your hands on and we'll create the Mongol Kickass Mercenary Brigade.

Done and Done, I'll bribe a terribad family member and give him control of the mercenaries.

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We managed to beat our allies the Turks to Tbilisi, ensuring a strong foothold in the Turkish lands once we take this castle, not much resistance is expected, but caution is advised, rebels armed to the teeth and behind castle walls are more powerful than Knights in the field.

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Damn those Chinese for their shoddy inventions, the Hwachas barely dented the wall, these Chinese slaves will be punished severely, there are only 20 of them but they will be given the honor of battering down the gates of this castle.

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Those fools think they can pick off our formations from atop the castle walls but our superior discipline will keep most of our men free of harm.

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Hah! Even our slaves fight with more courage and strength than these pitiful "soldiers", an amusing sight indeed.

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Our marksmen quickly head up the tower and make quick work of the rebel archers, safeguarded by our spearmen they take little casualties.

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The fools have retreated into the courtyard, we cut off their remaining archers just short of the main yard itself, the remaining rebels seem determined to fight to the death for their women and children, we shall see to them personally.

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We have destroyed them as we knew we would, few losses on our side, mostly the mercenaries. To the victor go the spoils they say and we have earned the women of this place as a reward.
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Re: Let's Socially Play Medieval II:Total Mongols
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2011, 08:18:46 pm »

Those lucky women...

Well, keeping it historically accurate for the Mongols I see. Remember Rape, pillage, then burn. Otherwise the metal gets too hot to grab and the women cry too much.
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