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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Criptfeind

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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4650 on: July 28, 2016, 03:12:00 am »

631 - VERY BAD PERSON, SAD!
Projected fate: A STAY IN TRUMP RESORT GUANTANAMO BAY

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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4651 on: July 28, 2016, 04:53:50 am »

707 - IRRELEVANT CLOWN
Projected fate: FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO TRUMP MAGAZINE

Well... I answered that I have low income, since I'm a student. If you consider family as well and the average that graduates make after uni, I'd probably be medium or high...
Then again, I also said I'm Christian, since I've been baptized so that's what would show up on Government papers.
And between Hillary and Trump...I might actually support Trump. Maybe. I'd probably vote Independent, but as a European, I'd choose Trump just on the basis that he'd probably not finish the whole term and the fact that he's got the ability to manipulate the masses. He's obviously not a good choice, but he's good entertainment. It's not like he's going to do the decisive majority of leading the country, is he?

Anyway, even as I am, I'd probably get a free magazine and then not be specially cared about, which is fine. That would mean I could do pretty much what I want without a care. Win for me.
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4652 on: July 28, 2016, 04:58:20 am »


There can only be one

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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4653 on: July 28, 2016, 05:07:30 am »

Then again, I also said I'm Christian, since I've been baptized so that's what would show up on Government papers.
Baptism makes you Christian?

The US records your baptism?

What?
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4654 on: July 28, 2016, 05:48:08 am »

yeah i'm pretty sure that's not a thing at all

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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4655 on: July 28, 2016, 05:57:14 am »

Then again, I also said I'm Christian, since I've been baptized so that's what would show up on Government papers.
Baptism makes you Christian?

The US records your baptism?

What?
Maybe it's a thing where they're from?

Anyway...
560 - You are the worst person
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Yay, free resort
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4656 on: July 28, 2016, 06:24:08 am »

511 -
Projected fate: One year in a room alone with Ben Carson.

Damn, that'll suck.
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4657 on: July 28, 2016, 06:37:48 am »

Then again, I also said I'm Christian, since I've been baptized so that's what would show up on Government papers.
Baptism makes you Christian?

The US records your baptism?

What?

Yeah, it's a thing in my country, for the most part. Not sure if the government records it, but in people's thinking: baptised = Christian. Since, technically, that makes your part of the Christian Church, regardless of your own faith, unless you officially convert to something else.
Personally, I'm closer to atheistic or agnostic (though not purely, I'm not quite sure what I think, for the most case I just avoid religion). However, I could have a religious wedding, while someone who was not baptised could not (unless converted, of course).

In other words: based on people's thinking, despite them not really going to church, most people here would claim to be Christian if asked, just because they were baptised.
My answer varies based on context: If it was based on whether I'd need special attention because of religious doctrines, I'm atheistic/none. If it was a question about which religious denomination I'm under, I'd answer Christian. If it was about my personal beliefs, I'd choose the option closest to 'don't care'.
It feels kinda like if you asked an atheistic Jew about whether he was a Jew or not. At least, that's the way I feel about it. I'm not sure what I'd answer in an official poll, I guess it depends on how I was asked. "Which religious group/denomination are you a part of?" vs "Which group's religious teachings do you follow?"
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4658 on: July 28, 2016, 06:41:38 am »

Huh. Weird. Where are you from, then?
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4659 on: July 28, 2016, 08:56:58 am »

618 - You are the worst person
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4660 on: July 28, 2016, 09:14:18 am »

Everyone else has scores of higher than 500, and I'm technically in the lowest 5th percentile area. XD Woo!
Although given the theme of the subject, I don't know if it is to find humor or for a melancholic view of one man's...competence as a leader.
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4661 on: July 28, 2016, 09:15:00 am »

Your Free Trump ScoreTM is

722 - OKAY PERSON, PRETTY CLUELESS
Projected fate: RIDE ON ESCALATOR AT TRUMP TOWER

AW YISS
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4662 on: July 28, 2016, 09:21:31 am »

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LET THE REVOLT PLANNING BEGIN, DISGUISED UNDER A CLOAK OF BEING IRRELEVANT CLOWNS!
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4663 on: July 28, 2016, 10:27:46 am »

588 YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4664 on: July 28, 2016, 10:38:30 am »

573 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
projected fate: Meat processor at Trump Steaks

Looks like I'm a slightly better worst person that you, maniac. Or worse worst, confused.

Meat processor sounds about right.

"worst" is the Dutch word for sausage

"Trump Steaks" makes me think about that good old game, Abe's Oddworld Odyssee
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