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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4020 on: January 18, 2015, 02:23:11 pm »

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4021 on: January 18, 2015, 02:37:52 pm »

I also got Calliope.


BTW, they aren't "female aspirations," they're "Ancient Greek Myth aspirations" 9_9

My most sincere apologies in that case. I did not realise that giving birth is a mythical aspiration, not inherently one of females. (That's 2 out of 4 options covered, I believe)

By the way, is there a better word instead of female that also covers the entire gender, including all age groups? I can't think of any right now.
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4022 on: January 18, 2015, 02:43:21 pm »

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4023 on: January 18, 2015, 02:44:53 pm »

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4024 on: January 18, 2015, 02:48:32 pm »

Though yeah, when it comes to giving birth to monsters, that's pretty much a gender-neutral thing when it comes to mythology. Plenty of dudes popped out some snarly critters in ancient legends, as did ladies and things-without-gender.

Also I got the purple one. Only thing that mattered~
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4025 on: January 18, 2015, 03:02:53 pm »

I guess it was the "be a mother to" part that pushed me in that direction. I'm quite well-versed in Ancient Greek mythology, but for me that group of answers just felt somehow.. 'female', for lack of a better word, not Ancient Greek.

Still, I doubt I would be a good Greek god/muse, so no matter how we look at it, it's okay that I found the answers alien.
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4026 on: January 18, 2015, 03:10:09 pm »

Though yeah, when it comes to giving birth to monsters, that's pretty much a gender-neutral thing when it comes to mythology. Plenty of dudes popped out some snarly critters in ancient legends, as did ladies and things-without-gender.

Also I got the purple one. Only thing that mattered~

Kronos, for instance, gave birth to Aphrodite.

Well...sort of. His blood fell into the ocean, and when they joined Aphrodite was born.
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Maybe that means the sea was her mother?
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4027 on: January 18, 2015, 03:18:07 pm »

Though yeah, when it comes to giving birth to monsters, that's pretty much a gender-neutral thing when it comes to mythology. Plenty of dudes popped out some snarly critters in ancient legends, as did ladies and things-without-gender.

Also I got the purple one. Only thing that mattered~

Kronos, for instance, gave birth to Aphrodite.

Well...sort of. His blood fell into the ocean, and when they joined Aphrodite was born.
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Maybe that means the sea was her mother?
My greek teacher always told me that Aphrodite was born when Zeus chopped off one of his father's (Kronos) testicles, which then fell into the sea.
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« Reply #4028 on: January 18, 2015, 03:33:38 pm »

Pretty sure chopped off testicles bleed, so both are true.
Also, an impregnated sea wouldn't be the first one - see Kalevala. (Although Greeks were probably first)

Generally though, you do require a male and a female (wanted to say god and goddess, but that's too specific) to produce offspring. Be it Uranus - Gaia, Cronus - Rhea or Zeus - Anything that moves and is a she.
I can't actually think of any non-heterosexual births besides Chaos -> all.

As for Aphrodite: Wiki has two versions, it can be agreed that Greek mythology is multiple-choice, not definite. I remembered the daughter of Zeus version.
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4029 on: January 18, 2015, 03:37:02 pm »

Well, really depends. To what extent is Gaia, for example, actually female, and to what extent just a personified form of a basic concept? Particularly when you start talking about the older deities, the line between animate and inanimate blurs.

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4030 on: January 19, 2015, 05:22:49 am »

I though Aphrodite was born when the one guy jizzed in the ocean? Or was that Venus? Crap, I can't remember. It's been too long since I studied Greek myth.

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4031 on: January 19, 2015, 06:08:15 am »

I though Aphrodite was born when the one guy jizzed in the ocean? Or was that Venus? Crap, I can't remember. It's been too long since I studied Greek myth.

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Zeus cut off Kronos' genitalia and threw them into the ocean where the floated around for a while before getting eaten by a clam. Then Aphrodite emerged, a transformation of his junk into a literal Goddess of Passion and Fertility.

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4032 on: January 19, 2015, 08:39:31 am »

I though Aphrodite was born when the one guy jizzed in the ocean? Or was that Venus? Crap, I can't remember. It's been too long since I studied Greek myth.

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Venus = = Aphrodite

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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4033 on: January 19, 2015, 08:47:49 am »

kinda. Venus was the Roman equivalent, and there were some slight differences in the mythology.
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Re: Shit, let's be Mental Health Professionals
« Reply #4034 on: January 19, 2015, 08:49:13 am »

Yeah, but it's close enough.

Then again, the way religion worked at the time, every deity was an equivalent to another in a different culture, eh?
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