Working certain jobs don't help it either (learning plenty about how people are behind the mask), not to mention school tends to be a good deal responsible for making me a bit of a social coward, as well as anti-social out of annoyance and pessimism of peers and etc. (One of my best friends was friends with a bully (this was since elementary school, as early as Kindergarten), out-ranking in the social ladder, and they did nothing to help me when I was being tormented in front of them by said bully; mind you, one bully quickly became many; and in some cases, attacks became memetic and the whole class swarmed against me
until I broke (not to mention the teachers were useless, despite my mom's complaints, and my siblings got in trouble for helping me). The near-constant psychological hell I've been through can explain some of my twisted mind nowadays, and maybe why I'm such an indiscriminate person when it comes to dishing out punishment once I finally snap (allies are not even safe once I lose it)). Not to mention, most of my social paranoia, of how people think of me and such, are unfortunately more correct than just an irrational fear (Always leave yourself an out, out of any situation regardless; even good things, just to be safe (Even assume good things are just a ruse, and question everything you come across; ensure genuine. I've heard enough empty promises, and false hope; my back has enough stab wounds in it to the point of looking like a cancerous scab. Give me facts.)); then again, having been essentially a punching bag (emotionally in most cases, intellectually in some cases (despite proving otherwise that I'm smarter than I appear or act), more than physically) for much of my life, I think I'm somewhat justifiable in my fears and avoidance. If were legal, I would always be armed with something, even improvised hidden weapons made for stealth takedowns (or at least, scan the entire area, every room I pass, and play the MacGuyver theme in my head, and find the quickest ways to take down someone; lethally and non-lethally; and depending on some cases,
how much psychological trauma I want to induce on everyone involved).
All things reflected upon, I have concluded that I must devote the remainder of my life into becoming a supervillain. After all, most crime-dramas I've been watching lately, I've been pinpointing the culprit within the first 5 minutes of watching (4/5 times I'm correct.), and critiquing where they went wrong, and
how I spotted them so easily (Hint: My methods would differ. Wounded Gazelle Gambit and the Rookie/Redshirt Gambit is far too predictable to me (even the harmless good guy could be a godlike mob boss); not to mention, I take Magneto's word in X-Men 2 to heart: "Did you really think a woman that attractive would actually be in to you?" (Of course, before he ripped all the iron out of that security guard's body, injected in him by Mystique after a successful seduction attempt); or in summary "Never trust a pretty face. Ever." (Out-con the con-artist; and profit off of them instead, without them ever being aware they've been counter-conned.). My personal favorite just came to mind "Even The Devil (AKA-Lucifer) was once an Angel of God.".
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