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Socialist

17 (33.3%)

Green

8 (15.7%)

Peace and Freedom

2 (3.9%)

Democratic

1 (2%)

Transhumanist

11 (21.6%)

Libertarian

8 (15.7%)

Republican

2 (3.9%)

Constitution

2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[MetalSlimeHunt]

27, I regret nothing.

[werty892]

Looks like the best you can get is 40.

[Powder Miner]

I can only take 18 of them :c

[Darvi]

27. That might sound like much, but really, either most of them are gonna run away after the first few kills, or I'm getting arrested for childslaughter before I'm done.




Also, another MSH-timeclone?

[Lectorog]

20.
This is taking into account that I have never trained or practiced any form of combat.

[misko27]

31. But I'd bite and kick and swing 'em like a god-damn bat. Fuck the kids.

[Darvi]

Yeah, beat the little motherfuckers by dual-wielding other little motherfuckers.

[Mr Space Cat]

18.

The fact I would even be in such a situation implies my moral compass has either failed terribly or is useless against the raging zerg-child swarm. Childbatting and biting are legit tactics. Not like the kids would refrain from biting or eyegouging or using their fellow children as battering rams.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I never quite understood the compunction against "fighting dirty". If one is in a fight at all, there is no reason not to go all out.

The time I realized how differently some people think about this was back in high school, when one of the guys in my class and I got to discussing how we would hypothetically fight one another. I told him what I would do (bite ears/fingers/nose, sweep legs, jump on chest repeatedly) and he just gave me this horrified look and told me that's not how you are supposed to fight.

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[Xantalos]

40. Is that good?

[Solifuge]

I could apparently take 20 kids in a fight.

Though, even if I was being clearly threatened by them, I don't think I could actually take any of them in a fight. Though I'd let them tire themselves out by trying to beat me up, and hopefully win by default?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

40. Is that good?

You hardly count. Countless mouldering pseudopods are far superior to the two arms the rest of us have.

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40. Is that good?

You hardly count. Countless mouldering pseudopods are far superior to the two arms the rest of us have.

On the other hand that means we only need 40 brainwashed kids to stop an eldritch horror.

[Xantalos]

40. Is that good?

You hardly count. Countless mouldering pseudopods are far superior to the two arms the rest of us have.

On the other hand that means we only need 40 brainwashed kids to stop an eldritch horror.

This was presuming I was in a human body.