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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: Shit, let's be Off-Compass Meme Poll Meme  (Read 484401 times)

wierd

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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4200 on: May 01, 2015, 01:30:31 am »

Hooray. I am apparently Osama Bin Laden.

I wouldn't consider using suicide bombers though. Much more likely to use kamikaze robots.

.. You know, reading my own spoiler text above, I would probably make a pretty good villian if I really wanted to... That's kinda scary.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4201 on: May 01, 2015, 01:41:22 am »

And then wierd was never heard from again.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4202 on: May 01, 2015, 02:02:26 am »

I got Putin.

I feel like my villainous tendencies are being undersold.  >:(


@wierd

That's delightfully devious.

Wouldn't it be possible to convert a cheap robot vacuum cleaner into a bomb? They're a bit large for sneaking about in tunnels and ducts and the battery life is rather short, but replacing the internals that aren't power or motor functions could allow a nice bit of room for an improvised shrapnel bomb.

Then again it's entirely feasible to just chuck a bomb out of a window into a crowded street and nip out the back door, so automated anti-personnel bombs are pretty pointless against civilians anyway.

Really the most frightening thing about most terrorists is how bad they are at it, I dread to imagine what a talented group of infiltrating saboteurs could pull off.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4203 on: May 01, 2015, 04:08:10 am »

An RC car is better suited for that - a Roomba is not exactly an all-terrain vehicle.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4204 on: May 01, 2015, 04:19:07 am »

I broke the villain test, yay!  :P

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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4205 on: May 01, 2015, 04:54:59 am »

An RC car is better suited for that - a Roomba is not exactly an all-terrain vehicle.

But the phrase 'Roomba Revolution' has quite a ring to it.  :P
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4206 on: May 01, 2015, 11:42:07 am »

I broke the villain test, yay!  :P

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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4207 on: May 01, 2015, 12:18:34 pm »

An RC car is better suited for that - a Roomba is not exactly an all-terrain vehicle.

But the phrase 'Roomba Revolution' has quite a ring to it.  :P
Maybe in a city with decent road maintenance.  Are there even any?


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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4208 on: May 01, 2015, 12:24:04 pm »

There are some pretty clever RC car designs that cannot be effectively flipped over.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmDhx5ZEUzY

(well, they flip over, but keep driving)
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4209 on: May 01, 2015, 12:32:55 pm »

Spoiler: Ulrike Meinhof for me (click to show/hide)

same here.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4210 on: May 01, 2015, 03:46:44 pm »

I am Mao.

Funnily enough, I don't, and can't, actually hate Mao.

Stalin is just cold and inhuman, Hitler is a good example of what happens when you let hatred control you, but Mao...

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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4211 on: May 01, 2015, 05:11:52 pm »

Mao's sub-descriptions are scary accurate for me, as far as one might objectively assess themselves.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4212 on: May 02, 2015, 01:39:05 am »

I got Lenin.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4213 on: May 02, 2015, 02:41:59 am »

I'm Stalin! As someone with a Ukrainian last name I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Also, link, because it's buried way the hell back there.

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I know it's easy to write prose people self-identify into, but some of that is frighteningly accurate.

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I do all of this. I know a lot of it isn't healthy or beneficial, but my self-control is lacking, and I end up bullying those I can into submission just to make my life (and theirs, of course!) easier.
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Re: Shit, let's be Villains
« Reply #4214 on: May 02, 2015, 11:23:21 am »

Despite being more extroverted, more carefree, more focused and significantly more of a realist than an angel, I'm an angel.

Kay.
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