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Total Members Voted: 49

[Tellemurius]

Purgatory

are we done here?

Oh my. 7th level gooooooo!!!!!!!

you know that should have been expect

[Darvi]

... why does the test claim that I've chosen the 7th level? I didn't even click anything!

Edit: ah, now it's working.

[Ochita]

I get to enjoy being naked while hot ash rains down on me. Yayyyy.

[Max White]

Ha!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7 - Moderate
Level 8 - Very High
Level 9 - Moderate

[AntiAntiMatter]

First Level of Hell - Limbo. Huzzah!

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Purgatory Moderate
Level 1 Very High
Level 2 Very Low
Level 3 Low
Level 4 Very Low
Level 5 High
Level 6 Moderate
Level 7 Low
Level 8 Low
Level 9 Low

[SalmonGod]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Funny that I was rated highly lustful and violent, considering I've never intentionally harmed another person in my life and have never so much as kissed anyone other than my wife... but I guess this is still possible through fundamental religious thinking

[Max White]

Don't ya'll wish your sins could be hot like mine!

[ECrownofFire]

Virtuous Non-Believer. Huh.

I remember reading Dante's Inferno. Never got a chance to finish it, but it was an interesting read. I like how Dante put a place aside for the "Virtuous Pagans" (as he said in the book). Makes for a nice change from the "all non-believers shall burn!" attitude

[ToonyMan]

Can we do the Forer Test next?

Spoiler: TAI (click to show/hide)

You are personality type: TAI

The following is a description of people of the TAI personality:


You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself.  While you have some personality weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them.

You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.

You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker; and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others.

At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

I agree with all of it.

[Diablous]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  Moderate
Level 3  Gluttonous  High
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Low
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low
 

 
 
So, I'm a virtuous nonbeliever. Could be worse.

[Leafsnail]

Yeah, I think this is one of the most accurate tests I've ever taken.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2    Lustful    Moderate
Level 3    Gluttonous    High
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Moderate
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    Low
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low

Gluttonous heretic?  Well, uh, it's probably got me there.

Incidentally, I feel Limbo is a horrifically cruel teaching, but eh.

@ToonyMan: Heh.

[Dragooble]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level   Who are sent there?   Score
Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2    Lustful    Very Low
Level 3    Gluttonous    Moderate
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    High
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Very High
Level 7    Violent    Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low

What the hell (Pun ALWAYS intended) is the difference between virtuous non-believers and heretics?

[Ochita]

So Max, shall we swap sins? If you know what I mean.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Virtuous Non-Believer. Huh.

I remember reading Dante's Inferno. Never got a chance to finish it, but it was an interesting read. I like how Dante put a place aside for the "Virtuous Pagans" (as he said in the book). Makes for a nice change from the "all non-believers shall burn!" attitude

To be fair, Dante was somewhat unorthodox. He put the Pope in a very low level of hell, and added a clause that made it so his political enemies would have had their souls replaced by demons while they were still alive.

[Darvi]

So far, I seem to be the Top Heretic. :/