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Derekristow

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2011, 08:39:39 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on February 24, 2011, 08:33:31 pm
Anyway, it's fun to bash peoples beliefs.  God, eh?  What a wanker. 


Funny as fuck.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263/

Funny indeed.
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So my crundles are staying intact unless they're newly spawned... until they are exposed to anything that isn't at room temperature.  This mostly seems to mean blood, specifically, their own.  Then they go poof very quickly.

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2011, 08:40:24 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on February 24, 2011, 08:33:31 pm
Anyway, it's fun to bash peoples beliefs.  God, eh?  What a wanker.

It's generally at the point where people start exploiting those beliefs (hi Westboro Baptist Church etc) to make money that you can start bashing.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2011, 10:40:27 pm »
Shouldn't you be bashing them, not the religion?
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2011, 10:54:49 pm »
Oh course. Now mention Allah and watch the shitstorm coalesce.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2011, 11:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on February 24, 2011, 10:54:49 pm
Oh course. Now mention Allah and watch the shitstorm coalesce.

He's an arse too, but not quite is bad as the christian one.  Allah gets at least 3/10 on the cool scale.

All hail Quetzalcoatl, the true divine badass!
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 02:22:26 pm »
This is why we can't have nice things.
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“I am the spirit that negates. And rightly so, for all that comes to be. Deserves to perish wretchedly; 'Twere better nothing would begin."

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 03:02:04 pm »
Quote from: Ibid Straydrink on February 25, 2011, 02:22:26 pm
This is why we can't have nice things.

[pouting]NO IT'S NOT![/pouting]
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2011, 09:48:51 pm »
I thought this was a drug advice thread, but, nope. Find a tourist trap, they always have bins of "semi-precious" (meaning, kids, beg your parents for them) stones.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2011, 10:16:21 pm »
Quote from: blackmagechill on March 02, 2011, 09:48:51 pm
I thought this was a drug advice thread, but, nope. Find a tourist trap, they always have bins of "semi-precious" (meaning, kids, beg your parents for them) stones.


so you can pay saps like me to go underground and dig it up for you.
damn Geology project.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2011, 12:37:04 am »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on February 24, 2011, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: Cthulhu on February 24, 2011, 06:10:49 am
Just get her a glass of water and tell her it's homeopathic crystals.

I wonder if you could homeopathise (I don't know what their jargon is) water into water, resulting in SUPER-REFRESHMENT!

With about 2 ppm of lime for an awesome cirtus blast!!!
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2011, 07:31:55 am »
You must construct additional pylons.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2011, 08:05:48 am »
Hehe, would be awesome to go to that shop and ask for Khalis and Uraj :P
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Urist, President has immigrated to your fortress!
Urist, President mandates the Dwarven Bill of Rights.

Cue magma.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2011, 11:48:01 pm »
To my knowledge Wiccans don't actually have "Magic crystals" so to speak

Actually a good spirit caller is natural Quartz tied to a string.

Better yet Quartz is rather cheap. I still wish I had my crystal.
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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2011, 11:53:48 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on March 05, 2011, 11:48:01 pm
To my knowledge Wiccans don't actually have "Magic crystals" so to speak

Actually a good spirit caller is natural Quartz tied to a string.

Better yet Quartz is rather cheap. I still wish I had my crystal.
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Neonivek

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Re: I Need Magic Crystals
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2011, 11:59:51 pm »
When I went to Quebec I went into a Geologist shop... They sold Quartz crystals in practically a huge bucket for like 25 cents.
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