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GreatWyrmGold

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A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« on: February 22, 2011, 08:53:35 pm »
A thread similar to Fortress Mode Discussion's A Note To Urist thread, but with adventure mode.


Dear Person I am supposed to see for a quest,
How do you get food and other necessities into your fort? Seriously, I walked all around the fort and could not find a door. Hello?
Sincerely,
An adventurer.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 09:11:18 pm »
Tracking.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 09:52:54 pm »
Dear bandit camp leader,

Please don't give me a quest to kill you.



Sincerely,
Human Outsider
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 12:44:26 am »
Dear Humans

It doesn't work when you build your house so your door opens to solid rock

just saying-
        Terrahex XIV
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 12:04:20 pm »
Dear bandits,

Dorfs in a martial trance should not be engaged in close combat. He might lose his head and cut off yours.

Yours truly,
Dorf
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 01:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Terrahex on February 23, 2011, 12:44:26 am
Dear Humans

It doesn't work when you build your house so your door opens to solid rock

just saying-
        Terrahex XIV

Use a mod to embark there and dig him out.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 02:58:58 pm »
Dear useless peasants trusted companions,
Don't charge into battle wielding nothing but a fork.
Sincerely,
Your overlord leader
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 04:10:55 pm »
Dear bogeymen.

FECK OFF.

From a disgruntled adventurer.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 04:15:56 pm »
Dear forum.
Please show this on list of my topics.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 04:35:58 pm »
Dear kobolds
I like you. Please stop attacking me en masse; I'd rather be slaughtering elves.
From (u73b0ldlo\/3r420.

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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2011, 08:46:08 pm »
Dear Bandits,

Why do you only attack me en masse when I have an equally large entourage of soldiers and drunks I suckered into following me around? Wouldn't it be a better idea (and more fun for me) to get all of your dudes, wait until I'm alone, and dogpile on me until I'm buried in dirt or a mountain of your severed limbs?

Love, that guy who's been killing you to death for a good while now.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2011, 11:19:05 pm »
Dear Meat ShieldsPeasants

Please dont go chasin after buzzards right before we storm a freakin bandit camp
From Urist McAdventurer

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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2011, 11:23:06 pm »
Dear Humans,

When someone murders the giant ampersand that crawled out from beneath the earth and declared itself your ruler, you should celebrate instead of getting angry.

From, Demonslaying Adventurer
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 07:39:21 am »
Dear warrior companions,

I don't care if it is a opportunity attack,
you do not punch or kick a bronze colossus.

Sincerely, the guy that has to get you replaced after every mission.
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Re: A Note to Someone Other Than Urist
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 12:48:51 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2011, 08:53:35 pm
Seriously, I walked all around the fort and could not find a door. Hello?
Quote from: UristMcDwarf on February 23, 2011, 01:37:41 pm
Quote from: Terrahex on February 23, 2011, 12:44:26 am
Dear Humans

It doesn't work when you build your house so your door opens to solid rock

just saying-
        Terrahex XIV

Use a mod to embark there and dig him out.

That's the sort of thing I use Tweak for.

That, and erasing the supporting ends of screwed-up bridges so I can collapse them spectacularly.
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