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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5750 times)

Phantom

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #75 on: February 22, 2011, 10:22:33 pm »

And SCP-682 reappears, connected to a weird looking machine of sorts, and it speaks to it.
"Execute...
King Lynch Kit."
Said kit blows up horribly.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #76 on: February 22, 2011, 10:23:53 pm »

Fniff stamps on Jack's bunker, ripping off the top of it! He grabs Jack and throws him into the air!

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #77 on: February 22, 2011, 10:25:19 pm »

A large turret pops out of the ground, fires a gigantic rocket at the weird-looking machine, and disappears into the ground again.  The rocket explodes violently, destroying the machine and maiming SCP-682.

Jack falls back into his bunker.   He goes way, way down, deep underground, locking the doors as he goes.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #78 on: February 22, 2011, 10:27:07 pm »

Fniff returns to normal size, and then makes a chair and sits on it.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #79 on: February 22, 2011, 10:34:06 pm »

Jack takes out his cell phone, and calls something.  "Listen.  Aliens and monsters are attacking my place.  Send some people in pronto."

A couple minutes later, a Skyranger lands near the remains of the above-ground segment of the bunker, and 14 X-Com agents walk out.  They then start shooting randomly at everything, especially each other.  They miss.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #80 on: February 22, 2011, 10:35:17 pm »

682 heals quickly, now covered in an explosion resistant carapace.


((Ah, the power of an ever evolving Monster Lizard.))
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #81 on: February 22, 2011, 10:36:15 pm »

((I was thinking of joining the fray, but too many strange things seem to have appeared, only thing I can do now is to post yet another strange thing.. kinda of looses it's.. magic then.))
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #82 on: February 22, 2011, 10:36:41 pm »

The 12 X-Com agents focus their fire on the giant SCP-682.  They somehow manage to miss.

"...ROOKIES!!!"

(If it means anything to you, Ultimuh, I'm trying to get the most insanely overpowered thing out of here)
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #83 on: February 22, 2011, 10:36:57 pm »

Fniff suddenly teleports the X-coms to a dimension of constant fear, where they will spend the rest of their lives.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #84 on: February 22, 2011, 10:37:36 pm »

And they are teleported back...
In the middle of a whole infested town of Chrysallids.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #85 on: February 22, 2011, 10:38:03 pm »

They miss.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #86 on: February 22, 2011, 10:40:37 pm »

The Chrysallids swarm.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #87 on: February 22, 2011, 10:41:36 pm »

"...Looks like we've lost the X-Com agents."

Jack calls in a force of Stormtroopers.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #88 on: February 22, 2011, 10:42:16 pm »

And a few Redshirts appear to attack the Stormtroopers.

OH GOD PARADOX.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2011, 10:42:42 pm »

((I still think there should be somekind of rules..  this just turns out to be another 'block party' thread..))
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