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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5753 times)

Phantom

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2011, 10:05:13 pm »
And then, two hundred Guardsmen with their flashlights (LASGUNS ARE NOT FLASHLIGHTS) torches shoot Jack into dust.

And Alexander literally eats an Ork.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2011, 10:06:45 pm »
Jack seems awfully alive.  "I love one-use revives."

He runs off to his fortified, high-tech bunker, and locks the door.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2011, 10:07:36 pm »
Then Chaos soldiers show up and begin screaming about some sort of blood god.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2011, 10:07:57 pm »
the plant lets out what sounds like a scream mixed with a rumble. posinous smoke from all the magma and fire fills the air. gaurds,players, orks,choas soliders and random dudes begin to drop dead from the smoke. the worms shed off their and are reavled to be robots!
« Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 10:09:44 pm by mcclay »
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2011, 10:09:46 pm »
Suddenly, the largest remotely controlled turret on top of Jack's bunker starts firing explosive shells at the robots.

The loudspeaker outside booms, "I love bunkers."
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2011, 10:10:05 pm »
OH FUCK IT'S SCP-682
RUUUN!
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2011, 10:10:35 pm »
The ground shakes. A tank, the size of a skyscraper on it's side, comes into view. It is driven by Fniff. He fires wildly at Jack's fortress and Chaos. And SCP-682. Even though it doesn't work.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2011, 10:11:40 pm »
SCP-682 eats the tank slowly but surely.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2011, 10:13:00 pm »
TWI DOESN'T REMEMBER WHAT SCP-682 IS. DERP.
Twi now has a sword which he is slicing things with.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2011, 10:14:28 pm »
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2011, 10:15:35 pm »
Fniff suddenly shakes creepily. He suddenly turns into SCP-FNIFF!

He suddenly fraks up time, and he is now a huge gargoyle the size of a planet!
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2011, 10:16:37 pm »
SCP-682 gets huger.
ohgodwhyareyoumakinghimadapt.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2011, 10:20:00 pm »
Meanwhile, SCP-682 gets shot by itsy-bitsy tanks. Because giant monsters ALWAYS get attacked by the military. Always.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2011, 10:20:30 pm »
 with all the fighting and ingoring the affects of poinsous gas ::) the warriors do not notice the planet asplodeing until its too late. the robots hop on the machine worms and fly away to their super robot city.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2011, 10:20:44 pm »
Jack sits back in his bunker.  The top seems to have been dented, but meh.  That's barely anything when most of the bunker is underground.

The turrets fire at SCP-682.  They do nothing.

"This is getting bad.  Good thing I have the King Lynch Kit.  Execute SCP-682."

Suddenly, SCP-682 dies.  A message is shown in everyone's minds: "SCP-682 was scum.  Total number of scum remaining: Unknown."

Night suddenly falls.

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Quote from: Pandarsenic, BYOR 6.3 deadchat
FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Screw you, Jack.
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