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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5754 times)

mcclay

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2011, 09:55:56 pm »
a the gound rumbles and great cracks appear. fniff and kurgo along with a crap ton of regular oeole fall into the center of the earth. the robots hover using rocket bosters an dplasma fkurtsa ship. the worms kepp shooting giant lazors and pumping ot robots.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2011, 09:56:48 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on February 22, 2011, 09:54:47 pm
Fniff takes out a radio, and requests reinforcements.

200 imperial guard are paradropped from the sky, and they attack EVERYBODY but each other!
A random Regimental Commissar appears!
"ALL GUARDSMEN, FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!"
They are now following Commissar Gebbet.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2011, 09:57:42 pm »
Furtuka pulls out a grammer hammer and goes after the robot commander
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #48 on: February 22, 2011, 09:57:44 pm »
Jake Jack A T walked in, slowly and calmly.

"Fniff."

He charged, slashing at the mob of imperial guards with his knife.  He then threw his spear at Fniff.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2011, 09:58:34 pm »
Fniff raises out of the center of the earth as a MAGMA GHOOOOOOOOOOOST!

He raises a volcano out of the earth, and magma is now everywhere!

The spear catches on fire.

"Yeeeeeeeeees?" Fniff laughs maniacally.
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Twi

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2011, 09:59:10 pm »
Twi sighs.
"Where are you going, again? OH FUDGE!"
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2011, 09:59:42 pm »
Furtuka throws something at Fniff that turns him purple for some reason
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2011, 09:59:59 pm »
Kaguro's head transforms into something much more monsterous and screams one word.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
At this point Orks with Shootas and many other weapons and vehicals appeared out of nowhere and began attacking everyone, includeing each other.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2011, 10:00:26 pm »
you cannot grammer hammer that which not exists...
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2011, 10:01:15 pm »
..."I have come from the depths of the Mafia subforum to say this: Unvote, vote Commissar Gebbet."

Jake Jack takes the flaming spear, charges at Gebbet, and stabs him.
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Quote from: Pandarsenic, BYOR 6.3 deadchat
FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2011, 10:01:48 pm »
Quote from: mcclay on February 22, 2011, 10:00:26 pm
you cannot grammer hammer that which not exists...

Anything goes, baby.

*

Fniff screams at being purple, and sprays magma at Furtuka. Furtuka is set on fire, becoming Fire Furtuka.
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Phantom

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2011, 10:02:21 pm »
...NO!


GENERAL LUKAS ALEXANDER HAS APPEARED WITH HIS POWER CLAWS.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2011, 10:03:23 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on February 22, 2011, 10:02:21 pm
...NO!


GENERAL LUKAS ALEXANDER HAS APPEARED WITH HIS POWER CLAWS.
POWA KLAW*

Da Orks begin killin everyone.
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2011, 10:03:41 pm »
WHAT ARE POWER CLAWS AGAIN?
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Meanwhile, Twi's axe randomly turns into a hammer.
"Wha...?"
He promptly bashes General Lukas on the head with it.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2011, 10:04:05 pm »
Jack blinks.  A general with power claws seems angry at him.

So Jack rips Gebbet's throat out.  "Die, scum."

Then he runs.
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Quote from: Pandarsenic, BYOR 6.3 deadchat
FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm
Screw you, Jack.
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