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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5749 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2011, 09:44:28 pm »
Furtuka grabbed Twi and used him as a human shield against Fniffs onslaught.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2011, 09:45:04 pm »
Zombie Kaguro kicks Zombie Fniff's head like a football across the batllefield.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 09:45:56 pm »
Fniff grabs Zombie Kaguro and rips his head off, then beats him with it, causing both legs to be ripped off!
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2011, 09:46:06 pm »
Twi beheads many zombies!

And then facepalms.
"Remind me if any of us are allies or anything?"  He says, wriggling free in time to throw Furtuka away from the zombies.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2011, 09:47:02 pm »
Furtuka dumps many zombies into his portals
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2011, 09:47:42 pm »
Zombie Kaguro's head screamed "I AM ALLY TO NO ONE!" then began chewing on his left leg while his body started beating Zombie Fniff to death......again useing it's own dismembered right leg.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2011, 09:47:55 pm »
A six foot tall Filipino man wanders onto the field, armed with LOW GRADE GRIT and a ITAK.
"I am Phantom! Fear my heritage!"
And I stab the nearest zombie casually.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2011, 09:48:55 pm »
"Yes, yes, I am Phantom, hear me roar," Twi notes dryly, chopping up zombies.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2011, 09:49:32 pm »
more giant space worms arrivr and shott giant lazors at the fighters. the pedo bears rape the children zombies and the robots fire at the horde. the ground starts to crack and a faint rumble can be felt...
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2011, 09:50:27 pm »
Furtuka jumped into his saucer and retrieved a crop duster full of zombie antidote which he spread all over the battlefield
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2011, 09:50:50 pm »
Fniff suddenly changes back to normal! His head is reattached.

He takes out a radio, and calls for a thermo-nuking! 

A flash blinds everyone, and the pedobears are vaporized!
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2011, 09:51:01 pm »
"Oh, someone brought the pedo bear meme in here. Goodbye."
And the Filipino disappears.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2011, 09:53:08 pm »
Furtuka sics the intergalactic police on Mcclay for bringing pedobear into this
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2011, 09:54:25 pm »
"Bye Phantom."
Twi sighs and AXES STUFF.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2011, 09:54:47 pm »
Fniff takes out a radio, and requests reinforcements.

200 imperial guard are paradropped from the sky, and they attack EVERYBODY but each other!
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