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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5742 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #120 on: February 25, 2011, 08:20:57 pm »

Furtuka steals the vortex and throws a corpse at Bdthemag
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #121 on: February 25, 2011, 08:29:10 pm »

Bdthemag tears through the corpse with his chainsaw, he then creates a new time portal teleporting everyone to the Medieval age.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #122 on: February 25, 2011, 08:30:53 pm »

Furtuka pulls out a flute and summons an army of dragon minions
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #123 on: February 25, 2011, 08:35:53 pm »

Michael jackson finishs his dance with a pelvic thrust teleporting him atop of one of the dragons, He starts daneing once more with a "Hehe"
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #124 on: February 25, 2011, 08:36:56 pm »

The dragon turns upside down and Furtuka places a portal under michael Jackson leading to the looney toons world
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #125 on: February 25, 2011, 08:37:03 pm »

Stone Wera finds himself suddenly stranded in the Medieval Age. Confusion ens- SWEET AND SOUR JESUS ON A STICK, DRAGONS! HIS UNPAID GAMBLING BETS! THEY'RE HERE TO BREAK HIS LEGS!

He swiftly digs a tunnel deep into the Earth in an attempt to flee from the dragon minions, and in doing so, uncovers a vien of raw adamantine which he cannot dig through with only his hands.

"Well I guess now to just sit here and wait for them to shatter my kneecaps... Why am I talking to myself?"
« Last Edit: February 25, 2011, 08:39:01 pm by Stone Wera »
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #126 on: February 25, 2011, 08:39:44 pm »

Michael jackson examines the loonly Toons world and finds "Grannys House" And smiles as he observes the loney toon children, He walks over and leads the duck away from the others...

He brings him back in 30 mintues the duck is screaming and running away from Michael jackson.

(Sorry, Hes an Evil Clone D:)
« Last Edit: February 25, 2011, 08:43:55 pm by Javarock »
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #127 on: February 25, 2011, 08:45:47 pm »

Bdthemag dons his wizards hat and equips his +20 Sword of Dragonslaying, he holds two chainsaws in his hand while holding the sword in his mouth. He then unleashes a flurry of attacks against the Dragon army.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #128 on: February 25, 2011, 08:47:28 pm »

Furtuka plays his flute some more and Bdthemag Is eaten by a Questing Beast
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #129 on: February 25, 2011, 08:49:45 pm »

Unfortunately Bdthemag has rolled a (20) and escapes the beast, he then begins to beat the living crap out of it.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #130 on: February 25, 2011, 08:55:23 pm »

Furtuka throws Michael Jackson into the Cyber Prison in the Block Party Thread
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #131 on: February 25, 2011, 08:57:06 pm »

A few thrity minutes later Stone Wera is pleasantly suprised by the lack of baseball bats becoming aquainted with his knees.

"Well I suppose it's safe to leave the hole, then... Again, talking to no one in particular."

He peers from the safety of his hidey hole to a scene of carnage so terrible it will haunt his nightmares until his dying days. He assumes the fetal position and slinks back into his hole. Suddenly the idea of chewing through this adamantine and unleashing Hell seems like a preferable alternative to what's out there. Unfortunately, he chips a tooth on the adamantine and decides, instead, to reassume the fetal position and wait for something interesting and horrifying to happen.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #132 on: February 25, 2011, 09:00:03 pm »

Bdthemag then uses his "Level 20 Summon Lone Shark" spell, after the summoning they all then run off towards some hole in the ground. Well thats dissapointing.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #133 on: February 25, 2011, 09:02:32 pm »

Furtuka summons an Indus worm in Stone Wera's hole
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« Reply #134 on: February 25, 2011, 09:24:42 pm »

Stone Wera whistles quietly to himself while sitting in his dank hole of safety... Or so it seems. As the cavern begins to quake, a blood curdling roar resounds through out the tunnel. Through the darkness several red eyes glowing like embers close in on him. The kne jerk reaction is to throw a chunk of adamantine at the beast(s?(hard to tell in this light)), yet damage fo projectile weapons is judged solely on weight, and the styrofoam light yet diamond hard nuggets bounces off like a softball off of a brick wall. His second reaction is to blindly swing a fist through the air in front of him in hopes of landing a feeble blow. His clenched fist lands in a slimy, warm mass of tissue which he soon recognizes as an eye. The beast backs away in pain, rearing up and smashing it's head against the ceiling. With this distraction Stone Wera manages to flee to the surface, the bright light of the midday sun blinding him for a moment. As he thought himself safe, yet another monstrosity rears it's foul head. A massive annelid bursts forth from the depths and announces it's presense with an earth shaking roar.
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