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Author Topic: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.  (Read 5745 times)

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Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« on: February 22, 2011, 08:52:48 pm »


Basically, something happened, and now everyone is trying to kill each other. This is a freeform roleplay, so you respond to other people and can just jump in at any time. There is no Game Master, so pull any kind of insane thing you want to.

Be yourself fighting off entire armies, or be an army of massive proportions, and fight the most ridiculous battle of all time! If you are an army, you can use any character from fiction or reality. If you are on your own, you can use anything you want to. Try to be detailed as possible, and you can attack anyone you want. If you die, just be another character or become a ghost or zombie!

Let's start.

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Fniff drew his samurai sword. It hissed with a metallic beauty to them. He smirked, and got out his pistol. It was time to act. His cape flapped in the wind. He shouted "Last chance to surrender, all of you!" He waited a bit. "Hmm, guess not." He charged into battle. That's when everything started to go to hell.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 09:01:59 pm »

Suddenly the entire battlefield exploded as a man standing on top of a flying saucer surrounded by others descended.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 09:08:19 pm »

Fniff frowned and grunted, then ran towards the others descending. He chopped them all in half, then jumped onto the flying saucer.

"Was that it?" He laughed.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 09:10:15 pm »

Twi facepalmed.
"ARGH. I'm a magnet for strange things. Even in battle."
He hefted his enormous axe and cleaved a random mook straight down the center from top to bottom . Where did that come from? OH well.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 09:12:22 pm »

a giant space worm came and ate the space station that they were on. the battle is also a race agiast time inside of a sapce wormes throat.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 09:14:37 pm »

Fniff jumped out of the Space Worm's mouth, and onto the bare battleground. He fired at Twi, and then ran up to him and barely avoided an attack. Fniff threw the sword at Twi, hoping, praying, it would hit it's mark.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 09:17:24 pm »

a giant spac robot came out of the space worm and fired its lazor at the fighters.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 09:18:29 pm »

Then Kaguro appeared out of nowhere with an army of Drakons at his back, terrifying beasts standing tweleve feet tall, covered in scales, and with sharp claws. The drakons began Shapeing many creatures for their army, from tiny firebreathing valosoraptors to giant corpses covered in acid to what are essencially Beholders that shoot lasers from their eyes and began attacking everyone. "Shapers Rule!"
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 09:18:45 pm »

The saucer ascended out of the worm and Furtuka activated his gloves using them to tear opens portals from which a hurricane of swords flew out of towards Fniff and Twi
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 09:19:58 pm »

Twi managed to avoid Fniff's shot by hiding behind a random girder, and managed to avoid more than a nick from the sword.
"Forget fighting, I just want to liiiiiive!" he yelled, running out of the throat and dodging the LAZOR.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2011, 09:25:09 pm »

Fniff's arm was chopped off, leaving him with his trigger arm.

"Eh." He murmered. He then ran up the space robot and tried to find someway to turn it off.

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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2011, 09:26:06 pm »

Kaguro laughed insanely as his army of Drakons and numerous other Creations charged into battle attacking everyone but each other.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2011, 09:28:05 pm »

Furtuka jumped off the saucer and picked up Fniffs severed arm and threw it with enough force to tear a hole clean through the space robot.
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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 09:29:23 pm »

Twi sighed and began chopping up the various Creations or whatever you want to call them, yelling various weirdness-magnet battlecries along the way.
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Re: Utterly Ludicrous Battle Sequence: Freeform Roleplay.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 09:30:26 pm »

the robot asploded with fniff on it but 100s more jumping out of da worm. they started lazoring furtuka and the drakon army.
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