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[Taricus]

When?

[Fniff]

Round the time you teleported onto earth in a dimension shift. In fact, exactly the time. What? You were a mere grub worm, barely sentient. That was just what you did.

[Taricus]

Ha, that was the good times. Time to do it again 

[KaguroDraven]

No! Do it to buckingham palace.

[Taricus]

BOTH! that'll teach the tories to comdemn islam 

[Fniff]

NO.

You already got to do community service for the rest of your stage, doing it again would just be a terrible terrible idea. Also,

INCIDENT AGAAAAIN!

Looks like a vampire you have been tracking just killed someone. Oh dear. We may have to be a bit more subtle with this one. Or not. It's night anyway, who is going to be awake?

[Taricus]

KILL EET! with bird poop 

[Fniff]

Spoiler:  OCC (click to show/hide)

 Tarticus, one more time and you will be ignored on this commands.

Sorry, what do we do?

[Taricus]

Track the vampire down

[KaguroDraven]

Track it down and bring stakes, holy water, a cross, and a UV light, have agents carry them

[Fniff]

It appears to be in an apartment building. Choose how we should do it.

Normal: Normal Equipment, nothing special. Anyone can use it, but -1 against vampires and such.
Supernatural Hunter: Very good stuff, but only two of 7 know how to use it. +2 against vampires.
Riot Gear: Great stuff, comes out of our paycheck, though. +1 against vampires.

[Taricus]

Riot gear if practical otherwise the Supernatural Hunting equipment

[Fniff]

Hmm. Seems tied between Supernatural and Riot Gear. I'll randomize it, then.

We got Supernatural Gear!

*

Agent Matt and Agent Kim walked out into the empty apartment. It was dark, since a storm had cropped up and thus the power was cut. Agent Matt held the UV light, and pointed it in front of them. Nothing, it seemed, was out there.

"I think this whole thing is bullshit. I mean, vampires? I know my boss is a trans-dimensional being and we just fought a giant bug yesterday, but I cannot freaking believe this. This is a wild goose chase, I know it!" Agent Kim broke the silence with her voice. She had a pretty voice, and Matt thought he could appreciate her fine ass, but she never believed anything properly.

"I don't know. I just aim at things and fire randomly until it stops moving. Be it time traveler, zombie bat or whatever the fuck. But, if you are scared, I can hold you..." Agent Matt smirked.

"Shut it, pervert, or you'll get this stake down your throat." Agent Kim suddenly stopped. "Hey, what was that?"

Suddenly, a pair of what seemed like cat eyes looked at them. It suddenly let out a vicious snarl, and Agent Kim was knocked over by the creature.

"FUCK ME!" She screamed. She shoved the stake into the creature's heart, and it suddenly exploded in gore. Agent Kim coughed up a few bits of the gore that got in her throat, and stared the gore around her.

Agent Matt sighed, and activated his radio.

"Howard, we got a vampire, over." Agent Matt said.

"That wasn't the target. The target wouldn't die that way. I think you have more then one vampy, over." Agent Howard replied.

"Goddammit! Can we have reinforcements, please?"

*

Shall we send in reinforcements?

[KaguroDraven]

Send in reinforcements, and come ourself in birdform!

[Fniff]

Riot gear or normal?