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[Fniff]

You bring five agents to the scene!

This appears to be a perfectly normal subu-- Wait, why is everyone screaming in pain and running away from a 200 hundred feet tall monster?

Oh dear, it's a Cantoid! What shall we do? Shall we handle it with force or peace?

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Meanwhile, at the base...

We have 2000 dollars of funding, and here are the upgrades.

Coffee Machine: 1+ agent efficiency! (Current: 1.) Means that aliens will be killed easier. 20 Dollars.
Helicopter: Access to the entire country of Britain (Where we are)! 1000 Dollars.
Radio: More Incident Reports. 200 Dollars.

[Taricus]

Helecopter, radio and three more coffee machines

[Fniff]

You can only buy one coffee machine! Worker Efficiency to 2!

You get a helicopter! Yay!
A radio! More incident reports!

You have bought all upgrades. Come back when you do your first incident.

[Taricus]

Examine the Cantoid.

[Fniff]

CANTOID
Species: Extraneus Amplus
Friendly: No.
Home: Dimension 20, a world where insects instead of humanity prospered, and earth was a very low gravity planet.
Danger: 1 out of 10. Harmful to preconceptions of time and space.

[Taricus]

KILL EET!

[Fniff]

The squad fires at it randomly, hurting it for 62% percent damage.

It then kills a civvie. Oh dear.

[Taricus]

KILL EET MOAR!, the civvie was collateral.

[Fniff]

It is now down to 27 percent! You can do it!

It suddenly falls unconscious, crushing 7 houses. You finish it off with a bullet to the...Head?

Yaaaaaaaaay! Well done! You take the corpse back and incinerate it. How are you going to explain 7 houses crushed and 1 dead, again?

[Taricus]

Collateral via truck. and we should've controlled the corpse.

GET MORE UPGRADES.

[Fniff]

Much too big to control. The brain itself would take millions of you and two hundred years to even try to control it. Again, think small. Think bird size.

Upgrades:
Time Machine: Can bring back Time Travellers. 5000 dollars.
Nightmare Gas: Can make anyone surrender, but once used, cannot be used until another is bought. 20 dollars.
Thermal Detector: Shapeshifters won't be a problem with this baby. 200 dollars.

[Taricus]

Bugger. stupid birds. well we can have fun atleast.

how much money do we get for eliminating the Cantoid?

[Fniff]

77 Dollars. Apparently, the government is a bit miffed about the whole houses crushed thingy.

[Taricus]

Alright, kill a bird, control it's corpse and have it shit all over the PM 

[Fniff]

You already did. Twice. That could be why we only got 77 dollars.