You are the leader of a Alien And Trans-Dimensional Protection Agency. You protect against weird crap such as dimensional shifts, time travel, alien invasions, aliens in general, supernatural ca-hoogery, the occasional times someone is a little too smart, etc. But, first, who are you, what is your level of funding and what is your agency's name?
* Tim: Time traveler who decided to help out a bit. Bonus to stopping time travelers and you get a time machine.
* Vladmir: Vampire who ended up arrested, and now is doing community service in the form of protecting humanity. You can get free agents and workers and you get a bonus to stopping supernatural creatures.
* The Reaper: Trans-dimensional being. It is in it's second stage of life, meaning it is pretending to be human. Helps out with dimensional shifts and can actually communicate with aliens (Don't ask how, it's not the thing/person to ask questions to.)
*MIB: You get loads of funding, but you cannot expose yourself and you cannot use Class A Amnesiacs on people because that would be "Amoral" and a "Breach Of Human Rights"! Pah! Torture is allowed, though. Starts in Military Base.
*SCP Foundation: You get a moderate amount of funding, but you have all the freedom to do whatever amoral things you wanna do. Class C Memory Wipes? Done. Executions of random people? Perfectly OK. Still, no exposing yourself, and no international incidents. Starts in WW2 Bunker.
*Wild Card: No funding, but even more freedom then SCP level. You can even cause international incidents if you wanna. Starts in Normal House.
*A.A.H.P (Alien And Horror Protection)
*R.A.S.L.N.F.A.F.C.O.J.F.S.J.R.E.A.G Inc. (I am not even going to explain it.)
*M.O.M (Murderers Of Monsters.)
*K.M.F (Killing Monsters Forever.)
*P.N.E (Protect, Neutralize, Exterminate.)
Tell me what you want, then we can get started!