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[Tellemurius]

Ok so ein gave me the idea of making a multiplayer server for Touhou 12.3
the moment i tried well nothing worked. apparently its not my network but the game itself. I found online that people use Hamachi instead for multiplayer so what the hell, and i made one. really i have no idea how to connect to it put i presume that if connected to the Hamachi server, you can just use my computer's Hamachi ip in order to connect to the game.

So i will put the info down and lets see what i can do, this will only be for 12.3

Hamachi name: DF Touhou 12.3
password: Toady

[Darvi]

Gonna try this out.

[ein]

I may go ahead and test connecting through Hamachi, but I'm busy with homework, so no gaming for now.

[Tellemurius]

well Hamachi works

edit: THE FUCKING GAME WORKS!!!

[Darvi]

Me(Patchy) vs Telle(Marisa) :  2;0

:3

[Tellemurius]

who would have known it was shitty microsoft firewall that was stopping me having fun, i wondered if this fucked up my risk game too

[ein]

I sure do love firewalls.
They're so useful and never get in the way.

[breadbocks]

Wait. So which Touhou game do I need to plague my computer with to try this?

[ein]

Hisoutensoku.
If you want the full experience, also get SWR.
You can link the two and get all the characters.
Pretty easy to find both if you know where to look.

[breadbocks]

Please tell me there are english patches for those.

[ein]

Yes.
You need this first, though.

[Puzzlemaker]

I never fully understood what Touhou is, and there seems to be a large fanbase.  Someone explain?

[ein]

Touhou is a game about a bunch of girls flying around shooting lasers at fairies, or something.
It also has good music.

[Puzzlemaker]

Huh.  Sounds... uh...  Yeah.   

[ein]

Encyclopedia Dramatica actually covers it pretty well.

Unlike most Japanese games made for the PC, Touhou disappointingly does not revolve around tentacle rape, ordinary rape, or even dyke rape (don't worry, there's plenty of fan-made hentai doujins that have such content). Instead, the Touhou games are populated by an unnaturally wide selection of underage girls flying over vast and breathtaking landscapes, shooting the living fuck out of each other with thousands upon thousands of colourful bullets, referred to collectively as "danmaku".

Danmaku (弾幕) is not the name of a dead CBS newscaster; it is a Japanese word that means "bullet curtain" or "curtain fire". It describes quite aptly the way Touhou rapes its player with an apocalyptic hail of colorful death, raining down on your flying 16 year old girl like a gay pride parade from the lowest and darkest layer of Hell. All this shit raining down on you basically turns Touhou from a point-and-shoot game to an OH-GOD-HOW-THE-FUCK-DO-I-GET-OUT-OF-THE-WAY game. And that's OK. One common side-effect of playing Touhou games is massive seizures. Another common side-effect is danmaku sickness, wherein the sufferer is adversely affected when faced with sets of brightly-coloured or shiny objects; Touhou players are notorious for fucking up their cars in nighttime traffic accidents. It is not uncommon to find one driving in the wrong lane, attempting to graze oncoming traffic and collect pedestrians for extra points. The only people who are immune to these side effects are blind kung-fu masters and/or people who need to get laid.

Touhou comes in several flavours: easy, normal, hard, fucking hard, extra fucking hard, lunatic, and WTF. Easy mode is generally reserved for elementary school kids and paraplegics. If you play Touhou on easy mode, it is suggested that you an hero immediately, as only babies play on easy mode.