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[Darvi]

FABULOUS! - Pierre gets an additional +1 on his charm rolls.

High five chrisma-bro!

Aaaand I'm tempted to upgrade my charisma skill just so I can still be better than him :V

[IronyOwl]

10 foot pole, suckers!

I now fully expect you to get yourself blinded, paralyzed, exhausted, tied up, grappled, confused, and possessing at least three broken limbs, then attempt to use that to flawlessly vault up a fifty foot high, perfectly smooth wall with slippery goo dripping down the sides.

How 'bout Super Saint? :V

Darvi Dumpty sat on a wall,
Darvi Dumpty had a great fall,
A brilliant white light came out of his head,
And all of our enemies dropped down right dead.

FABULOUS! - Pierre gets an additional +1 on his charm rolls.

This has reminded me: Why aren't any of you people trying to find out how I can get new pets? D:<

[Darvi]

I did :V

[Taricus]

IDEA!, Use Darvi as the weapon against Malakai

[Darvi]

You do realize that I'm a boss then right? With MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[IronyOwl]

I did :V

Oh. You mean the "I'll use my powers to see what's ahead" part? That probably won't tell us how to recruit/enslave one, though.

You do realize that I'm a boss then right? With MASSIVE DAMAGE.

-> Warrior Oracle (Can choose to auto-crit once per combat, but still has to roll to hit; doesn't count as an 8 for leveling purposes)

Holy Book: Light (The spell now casts twice per use)

Homing Missiles: +1 to hit with Magic Books
Powerful Criticals Lv2: Criticals (Damage rolls of 8 and up) gain +25% damage total
High-Power Casting: +2 to damage rolls with magic, but enemy gets +1 on damage roll

Yeah, I'm gonna vote no on this being a boss.

[Darvi]

I am definitely not making a glass cannon so that I can die off and kill you all when I come back as a boss.

And now stop asking.

[Dwarmin]

My prediction of the Darvi boss battle

"Bow before Wymar, King of darkness!" *summons a hundred homing shadowballs*

-Friar Greenmoore hits him with mace-

*bonk* "I DIE! ARRRGH!"

[Taricus]

My prediction of the Darvi boss battle

"Bow before Wymar, King of darkness!" *summons a hundred homing shadowballs*

-Friar Greenmoore hits him with mace-

*bonk* *Shatter noise*

Fixed

[Darvi]

Yeah, not really.

I mean, you might get rid of my HP that fast.

Buuuuut...

[Talarion]

Hearing the pirate lass' question, Zathyran pulls his book out, flipping through the pages idly looking for the answer to her question. "Give me a moment, I'll see if my mentor knew anything..."

Would it be bad of me to jump on the waiting list pre-emptively?

[IronyOwl]

I'm guessing that'd be cheating, else some of us would be on the waiting list before we were off the waiting list. >_>

[Talarion]

I'm guessing my luck will hold, and therefore I'll probably be one of the first to die in this chapter. I'm not actually going to put myself back on the waiting list untill I'm sure that I'm going to die, though, so yeah... Plus, I'm not going to stack myself on the waiting list in any case. I may be a dick sometimes but I'm not an asshole >.>

[Dwarmin]

Your pretty solid on defense- +2 dodge, +1 movement, 25 HP and 1/4 magic resist.

I'd rate your chances higher than mine, anyway. I went the absorb damage route so I could be a mini-tank.

[Zako]

Whew, you guys sure talk fast when you want to. Also, what was the cost of getting a spike on a warhammer again? 2 bags of gold?

Also, new skill! Nerves of steel lvl2: -2 to incoming damage.